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Who's a "BASTID?"

 
 
paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:02 pm
Would you like me to have a heart-to-heart with your parole officer?
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:14 pm
You're my parole officer snookums
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:24 pm
Oh, well then, I haven't decided on punishments yet as I have not rounded up all of the bastids on my "Most Wanted" list.
I hope you will be man enough to take it Pan, it's for your own good!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:26 pm
Paulaj, I just want you to know that Pazade does good work for the aged and the stoned. (or the stoneaged) He just helped me remember that I don't know crap about the history of rock and roll. He should be dropped to like bastid 0 unless that is a honor or something.

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Oh and I was wondering if you have any jpegs of you jumping rope in a wet teeshirt?

Joe
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:27 pm
Slippery Bahstid!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:28 pm
Joe Nation wrote:

Oh and I was wondering if you have any jpegs of you jumping rope in a wet teeshirt?

Joe

Laughing Bastid 8 Laughing decides to rear his nasty head, scuse me as I have some editing to do.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:31 pm
He is a slippery bastid, jeeeeez.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:32 pm
Hey, Joe, did you guys go to Blatham's tonight? I'm sick, so I couldn't go. Hopefully it sucked, so I don't feel so bad.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:34 pm
kickycan wrote:
Hey, Joe, did you guys go to Blatham's tonight? I'm sick, so I couldn't go. Hopefully it sucked, so I don't feel so bad.


You don't feel well, so you hope everyone else had a bad night????????

You sick bastid.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:35 pm
Sweet. Now I'm two different types of bastid. Or is that three? Either way, it's quite an honor.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:40 pm
kickycan wrote:
Sweet. Now I'm two different types of bastid. Or is that three? Either way, it's quite an honor.

How did you like my play on words hmmmmm. Want to plaaaaay?

I take that back, I'm trying to be good.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:44 pm
Yes, no plaaaaaying. I don't have the mental acuity right now. I did get your play on words though, of course. I still have some brain cells left, you know.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 10:55 pm
kickycan wrote:
Yes, no plaaaaaying. I don't have the mental acuity right now. I did get your play on words though, of course. I still have some brain cells left, you know.


No plaaaaying? You are sick. Want me to tuck you in?

Come here Kicky <bends over and kisses you on the forehead and cheek, helps you get into bed, fluffs your pillow, has you lay down right after 2 tablespoons of medicine> there.....<pulls the covers up to your chin and presses them lightly around your face, one soft peck on the lips, turns out the light>........sssshhhhh
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:01 pm
Aaah, that's nice. Thank you. But I still have an uncomfortable feeling in my lower regions. Can you reach under the covers and see what you can find?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:02 pm
kickycan wrote:
Aaah, that's nice. Thank you. But I still have an uncomfortable feeling in my lower regions. Can you reach under the covers and see what you can find?


YOU BASTID!..............Your not SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:05 pm
Oh, but I am. I have a tingly feeling down there. Help me out? Pleeease?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:11 pm
kickycan wrote:
Oh, but I am. I have a tingly feeling down there. Help me out? Pleeease?

ooooooo.k. <realizes no matter how sick Kicky is he won't behave> ... <walks into kitchen, opens draw and looks for the handy dandy Lorena Bobbit kitchen knife, walks into the bedroom and say's> "Lorena wants to help you with that tingly feeling down there, are you still awake?"
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:12 pm
Shocked Zzzzzz...
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panzade
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:12 pm
With you movin in with Dag and all...would Paula be allowed to play nurse once in a while?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:14 pm
Pan

Don't talk to loud, baby is sleeping, sssshhhh.
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