Who's a "BASTID?"

aftter tthis kind of treatment? you gotta be kidding.
You wikkens shall remain cobbler-free. Anyway its gone. I have a family of Hoovers

Farmer
If you weren't such a distinguished member of A2K you would not have made my list. kissy-kissy.

Now, would you please put your apron on and go back to the kitchen and wip up some more cobbler please, Reg and I are still hungry.

<pssst, farmer, it must have been delicious if it's already gone>

Today we cooked a bunch of punkin slop for T'giving pies. Sothe best I can do is describe the cobbler. Cuting the apples into slices rather than chunks was a new approach and it really brought out an appley flavor.

Sorry, maybe next batch of crabcakes

Uh oh. You said the wrong thing, farmerman. I expect littlek will be knocking on your door any second. She is some kind of pumpkin nut.

Did you say "Punkin slop?"......... my you have a way with words, my tastes buds are on fire as I write. You deserve a golden apron for that one.

glad to see the bastids are still going strong

yes maam lub dat punkin slop. We makes pies, and custards, bread, and even soup. My son planted a small field of neck pumpkins and youd think this was a wal-mart. People are stopping to buy neck pumpkins cause most places only grow jack-o-lanterns. Jack o lnterns make stringy pies.
We will now have enough punkin slop for pies into the early spring. Farming always teaches one to think ahead. I wonder how gus prepares for winter with his capybaras? I see he has a chupacabra problem. Ill be damned if Im gonna post over there and anger all the evil spirits .

Farmer
(excuse my ignorance)How does a "neck pumpkin" differ from a jack-o-lantern?

Well, all ya bastids. ARE we????????? Personally I would find such ignorance charming in some-one who hadn't short-listed me for the list.

BTW: I'd take it that a 'neckie' is more of a gourd-shaped punkin with thinner skin. I prefer the variety 'Butternut' as the flesh is sweeter.

Downunder, there is a f*cking monster punkin called the 'Queensland Blue' that resembles a tractor tyre - a chainsaw is required to cut it and the skin is so damn thick.

Oh, I new I would flush you out eventually. Yooooooou BASTID!

You are officially #11.

When do I get my official 'Bastid' T-shirt and bottle-opener?

these go to 11

(any spinal tap fans in the house?)

You want a T-shirt? Wouldn't it be easier to just wash your dirty laundry?
And as for the bottle opener, something tells me your house is so filled with them you proabaly have to move one to take a shower!
By all means send me your address and I will drop something veeeery special in the mail for you :-)

Reg

This list will have no ceiling. As long as bastids roam the earth this list shall continue to grow.

I think we should wear some identifiying mark like
a forehead tattoo
or something like that,
because it would cut down on the time it takes to find a real bastid,
the kind of man a real woman wants,
the kind who shakes the rafters on the cabin,
who is the earthquakershakermakertakerstaker

at least for one moment....


maybe two.

Joe

I agree with you completely, but do you think it will be easy to get a bunch of bastids branded?

I know a guy who can make u a brand for us.


Will you brand our foreheads or some other location?

i kneel before you, O wonder, I prostrate myself before, O graciousness, whatever you decide, O perfection of all beings, I surrender myself to you.


(and as soon as I heal I intend to spank someone's perfect rear end.)


Joe

Joe
I'm sorry but you will never be healed, just, branded.

And as for branding location, you came close to saying it in your post, "prostate". Why there you ask?
If any girl get's THAT close to a bastid, she needs to find a SIGN that she should turn around and RUN!