1
   

Who's a "BASTID?"

Forums: Humor
Email this Topic • Print this Page
 
 
kickycan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:15 pm
Zzzzz...

(Psst, Panz--Since Dag is okay with me having sex with my love doll in the living room while we have guests, I would assume the answer to that is yes.)

Zzzzzz...
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:17 pm
kickycan wrote:
Zzzzz...

(Psst, Panz--Since Dag is okay with me having sex with my love doll in the living room while we have guests, I would assume the answer to that is yes.)

Zzzzzz...


Your not sleeping!
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:28 am
Dys is B #9.
He has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is a "sarcastic bastid".

Dys, you are in good company, you will never be alone again.
0 Replies
 
cavfancier
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:47 am
paulaj wrote:
Cav...........................why?

You just couldn't resist could you, I have been following your posts for quite some time now, and I noticed you have a knack for comming reeeeeeal close, you just teeter on the edge of insult.

In short, your a "Gifted Bastid"


I humbly accept this fine title. Now, does 'gifted' mean I get lots of presents? I like presents.
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 07:36 pm
Im sorry but, Im in the throes of deep mourning for Yassir Arafat so Ive missed most of this thread, who the hells goin around calling me a bastard ?, have you no respect for tthe grievinbg process
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 07:55 pm
cavfancier wrote:
paulaj wrote:
Cav...........................why?

You just couldn't resist could you, I have been following your posts for quite some time now, and I noticed you have a knack for coming reeeeeeal close, you just teeter on the edge of insult.

In short, your a "Gifted Bastid"


I humbly accept this fine title. Now, does 'gifted' mean I get lots of presents? I like presents.


And a fine title it is. Well of course you will receive a present. I'm going to give the B's on my list a great big Xmas gift.
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 08:02 pm
farmerman wrote:
Im sorry but, Im in the throes of deep mourning for Yassir Arafat so Ive missed most of this thread, who the hells goin around calling me a bastard ?, have you no respect for the grievinbg process

No one has called you a "bastard".................the word is "bastid".

Now you may go back to your grievin state.
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 08:30 pm
as in the past tense of Baste? Like I have been bastid.
0 Replies
 
Noddy24
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 08:41 pm
Bastid and returned to the heat of the fire.

She is toying with you.
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 08:48 pm
farmerman wrote:
as in the past tense of Baste? Like I have been bastid.


Farmer
Your hairsplitting over the "bastid" term has left me with little alternative.

I now crown you.................."persnickity bastid".
0 Replies
 
Noddy24
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 08:54 pm
Farmerman--

I tried to warn you...but 'twas to no avail.

She's a rogue female with a cause and an agenda.
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:08 pm
Noddy
Farmer is no doubt busy looking up the meaning of 'persnickity' Laughing

I love to tease.
0 Replies
 
Noddy24
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:24 pm
Paulaj--

Quote:

Farmer is no doubt busy looking up the meaning of 'persnickity'

I love to tease


So Ms. Mantis does love to tease.

You are a formidable woman with an agenda and sensible men will lie low.

Are there 64 or 128 Harpies in your family tree? I confess, I lose count of ultra-feminist genetics.
0 Replies
 
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:28 pm
no I was eating an apple cobbler that I just baked. Everybody heere sez it was great .
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:50 pm
Noddy24 wrote:

You are a formidable woman with an agenda and sensible men will lie low.


You have seen a sensible man? What is this persons name, can you tell me? Laughing
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:50 pm
farmerman wrote:
no I was eating an apple cobbler that I just baked. Everybody heere sez it was great .


I hope you brought enough for everyone.
0 Replies
 
Region Philbis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:59 pm

the bahstids r hungry...
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 10:07 pm
I guess we shouldn't hold our breath waiting for our fair share of the apple cobbler.
0 Replies
 
Noddy24
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 10:12 pm
No man is sensible all of the time and some men are sensible some of the time but all the same, be prepared to roll your eyes and hand out apple cobbler a good bit of the time.
0 Replies
 
paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 10:16 pm
Laughing
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here - Discussion by Mame
Oddities and Humor - Discussion by edgarblythe
Let's play "Caption the Photo" II - Discussion by gustavratzenhofer
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
Funny Pictures ***Slow Loading*** - Discussion by JerryR
Caption The Cartoon - Discussion by panzade
Geek and Nerd Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
Caption The Cartoon Part Deux - Discussion by panzade
IS IT OK FOR ME TO CHEAT? - Question by Setanta
If you can't cry any more over spilled oil, how about a chuckle? - Discussion by littlek
2008 Election: Political Humor - Discussion by Robert Gentel
 
  1. Forums
  2. » Who's a "BASTID?"
  3. » Page 4
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.03 seconds on 01/12/2025 at 12:46:36
▲ ▼