You guys are so cute. Playing pretend.
I just sat at my kitchen table with dolls set up at each table, with a nice bowl of cereal in front. We had a nice lunch, and they didn't even flinch when I touched myself in naughty places at the table.
Yes, well, Slappy was a sad story. It was all grand until he developed that nasty rash, just like the one our old nasty neighbor Heidi had. After that he had to sleep on the couch and soon I moved out.
Thankgod Kicky's back to his full health, he even enjoyed a full half hour with the doll this afternoon and watched some of those man movies.
By the way Dag, when you come over later tonight(I haven't decided if it's going to be 1am or 3am), could you make sure you bring my rash cream?
And make it snappy.