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Kicky & Dag's Housewarming Party

 
 
the prince
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 04:51 am
Laughing
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 05:38 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Try moving the vibrator to the hand not operating the mouse.


Dag, Kicky, meet your future sex therapist, his name is Joe.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 05:47 am
Try to imagine you're someplace else, or try counting only the odd integers, anything to take your mind off of your excitement.....
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 09:38 am
<LOL!>

Just in case they start fighting over the remote, I'm giving them a second TV.

http://www.museum.state.il.us/exhibits/athome/1950/objects/largejpgs/tv.jpg

And a freezer full of TV dinners.

http://www.drokk.com/familyindigestion/recipes/images/tvmacaroni1.jpg
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 11:49 am
Ooooh, what is that yellow glop in the tv dinner?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 12:15 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Ooooh, what is that yellow glop in the tv dinner?


Could it be a rendition of roasted Duck Ala O'range?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 12:34 pm
There is a hint of the pasta-look about it...
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 02:43 pm
Why, it's Swanson's Macaroni and Cheese Dinner, of course. You didn't recognize it? Lucky you! I grew up eating that glop.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 03:23 pm
I always liked the baked apples.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 03:43 pm
Mmmmmmm... Swanson's
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 07:27 pm
I remember liking tv dinners, and I was a bit disingenuous there, I knew, after a minute, that it was mac and cheese.

I also liked tv tables.

Was a while ago for both of those for me.

But, it all fit with the times. TV was just kicking in really well when I was a child and teen, some classic programs and it was all new, as various people were just getting tvs, and learning how to adjust the rabbit ear antennae.

And women were finding new things to help them out, like frozen peas, and tv dinners...

I don't really mean to mock, but I'd skip that dinner now.
Still like those little tables, sort of.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 07:45 pm
Back to Kicky and Dag, people. Stop talking about apples and tv's.

I say Dag makes Kicky fetch her beers while watching football. Then throws it on the floor in disgust when it's the wrong kind...only to have Kicky drive his ass back to the liquor store to get what she wants. AND he has to clean the beer off the floor.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 08:03 pm
That sounds about right.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 09:26 pm
wll, slappy knows. he's been there briefly. unbelievable but true.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2004 09:37 pm
Slappy was Dag's secret ex-bitch?

Somehow finding myself disturbingly unsurprised ... ;-)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 08:36 am
I had to dump her ass...she just wasn't getting the job done, if you know whaddum' sayin.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:15 am
Slappy
What job was that, keeping the frig stocked ...... Mission Impossible!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:35 am
No, not that.

I'm not much of a drinker.
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George
 
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Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 09:44 am
Hey, where's kickstand anyway?
Dag must be keeping him busy.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2004 12:26 pm
I'm right here. I've been sick as a dog, and my dear Dag has been tending to my every need. Bringing me chicken soup, making sure I drink lots of orange juice, mopping my brow, taking my temperature (I don't know why she insists on using the rectal thermometer, but whatever), going to the store to rent my favorite porn movies...you know, the usual stuff.
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