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Kicky & Dag's Housewarming Party

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 07:44 am
dagmaraka wrote:
I only do fetishwear on Sundays


Where is your church, and how do I join?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 07:45 am
So, you think you're too high and mighty in the culinary world than to stoop so low as to serve friends beer and pretzels?

Shame on you, Cav,
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 07:47 am
Yes, shame on you cav - as a punishement, you are banished to Gus's swamp for 5 mins (I don't wanna kill you, just punish you, else I would have done it for 10 mins)
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 08:03 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
So, you think you're too high and mighty in the culinary world than to stoop so low as to serve friends beer and pretzels?

Shame on you, Cav,


See, that's the problem. Serving and bartending are not my areas of expertise, just the cooking and planning. I'd be happy to hire someone for you though, to pass out the Rold Gold, and the beer. In fact, I can probably find a personal server for each guest, based on their personal preferences and needs. Just fill out these brief forms and I'll get on it right away.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 10:53 am
cavfancier wrote:
In fact, I can probably find a personal server for each guest, based on their personal preferences and needs. Just fill out these brief forms and I'll get on it right away.

Oooh, that sounds interesting. A personal server based on my preferences and needs, eh? I think I can come up with something there ...
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 11:08 am
me too !!!
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 11:28 am
Heh, I suspected that post would bring you up ... ;-)
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 12:17 pm
<looking over Cav's form>

Wow, there are a lot of questions here. What exactly does that last one mean, I wonder?



SERVER PREFERENCES

Knowledgeable about food.....o YES.....o NO
Knowledgeable about wines...o YES.....o NO
Good memory for orders.........o YES.....o NO
Poised and mannerly.............o YES.....o NO
Off-color sense of humor.......o YES.....o NO
Well dressed.........................o YES.....o NO
Nude.....................................o YES.....o NO
Athletic build.........................o YES.....o NO
Large breasts (if female).......o YES.....o NO
Hairy chest (if male)..............o YES.....o NO
Large buns (male/female).....o YES.....o NO
Blond(e)................................o YES.....o NO
Brunet(te).............................o YES.....o NO
Redhead...............................o YES.....o NO
Bald......................................o YES.....o NO
English-speaking...................o YES.....o NO
French-speaking....................o YES.....o NO
Spanish-speaking..................o YES.....o NO
German-speaking..................o YES.....o NO
Italian-speaking....................o YES.....o NO
Mute.....................................o YES.....o NO
Male.....................................o YES.....o NO
Female.................................o YES.....o NO
Sex.......................................o YES.....o NO
......
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 12:50 pm
No gray haired servers?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 01:14 pm
I will give yall a house warming gift..
I will give ya boxes of my companies movies.
Hows that?

hehe...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 03:40 pm
great, we'll watch anything.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 03:46 pm
Eva, the last question is simply asking if you wish to talk to your server about that sort of thing. As they are all independent contractors, what they do on their off-time is neither of interest to me, nor my responsibility.

Okay, now that the legal crap is taken care of, bang 'em if you want, just ask first.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:04 pm
OK, I'll be one of the servers, just gimme some time off to screen shewolf's movies...
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:07 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I will give yall a house warming gift..
I will give ya boxes of my companies movies.
Hows that?

hehe...


Kicky's already got 'em.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:11 pm
Aah, I can't wait until the party's over and Dag and I can just sit back, relax, eat junkfood and watch some porn together. The good life...
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princesspupule
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:12 pm
Hey, I got a beer-making kit ordered for my boyfriend that it turns out he already has and doesn't use... so it's the perfect housewarming gift, dontcha think? Of course, it takes 10 days for the beer to ferment... but the union (and party) oughtta last that long, dontcha think??? Otherwise I have a hideous green vase to regift with... Embarrassed
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:22 pm
kickycan wrote:
Aah, I can't wait until the party's over and Dag and I can just sit back, relax, eat junkfood and watch some porn together. The good life...


Ummmmmmm Kicky?

You wouldn't by chance still have the porn video you made of you and I awhile back would you? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/noway.gif


Knows you would NEVER be thinking about watching it with someone else...................right? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/wondering.gif
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:25 pm
princesspupule wrote:
Hey, I got a beer-making kit ordered for my boyfriend that it turns out he already has and doesn't use... so it's the perfect housewarming gift, dontcha think? Of course, it takes 10 days for the beer to ferment... but the union (and party) oughtta last that long, dontcha think??? Otherwise I have a hideous green vase to regift with... Embarrassed


An old friend of mine used to make his own beer, and it was really good, actually. He worked in the bar trade. I can't remember the brand name he was thinking about naming it, but I'll never forget the ad slogan: "Drink it, 'cause it's beer."
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princesspupule
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:30 pm
cavfancier wrote:

An old friend of mine used to make his own beer, and it was really good, actually. He worked in the bar trade. I can't remember the brand name he was thinking about naming it, but I'll never forget the ad slogan: "Drink it, 'cause it's beer."


Apparently it's too warm except in Volcano to make beer on this island... unless you own an extra refridgerator and are willing to pay for the extra electricity... Since the couple will be in Boston, at least for part of the time... Wink And I am seriously looking for other options to consider for my boyfriend's Christmas gift; he loved the hammock for his birthday, hated the massage oils for last Christmas and rarely uses the electric wok (shoulda kept it- I wanted it for me; I'd use it plenty!) But, I digress... Anyhoo, I'll throw in some taro chips for the party- they almost taste like potato chips, and support the island economy... Dag and Kicky, do you prefer hot-n-spicy, or sweet, or plain? Confused
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 10 Nov, 2004 04:40 pm
princess, no offense, but electric woks suck ass. People often wonder why their homemade stir-frys don't taste like they do in good Chinese restaurants. It's something we like to call BTUs. In a proper Chinese kitchen, you have monumental woks on gas burners with incredible heat. Everything can be done in seconds. The problem with electric woks is that they usually have safety valves installed that cut off the power and/or heat, if it threatens to short out the connection. Now...they are good for things like sukiyaki or shabu shabu. My beer-making friend did live in Montreal, where it gets plenty cold. I'll take some of those Taro chips, plain with spicy dip.
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