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Tue 9 Nov, 2004 09:54 am
Okay, this is ridiculous. We have two posters on here that are both single and looking for someone special. They both want to skip the dating phase and go straight to the comfy phase of a relationship. They agree on nearly everything.
It's SOOOOO obvious.
So WHAT'S HOLDING THEM UP???
I guess they just need a little push.
So let's do them a favor. We'll let them skip the handholding and romantic dinners and fumbly moments and settle down immediately. No long engagement, no fussy wedding. We just need a place for them to live. Kicky's ready to chunk everything in NYC and move anyway, so all he has to do is move to Boston. They ought to get a bigger apartment, though. Someplace that is theirs, not just hers.
That means they'll need some new stuff for their place. Littlek, what sort of taste does Dag have? Favorite colors? And Kicky...what are his favorite pasttimes?
I'll host a Housewarming Party for them. Cav, can you bring some hors d'oeuvres and drinks? Nothing fancy. The rest of you...just come. No sense dressing up for these two, they like things comfortable, remember? Just don't forget to bring a gift...
I voted TV trays... nothing says old married couple more than sitting in front of the TV watching bad sit-coms and eating microwave dinners.
Ehm, if I can chip in, i voted for TV trays myself. I'm sure Kicky would be all for it, too.
You guys are so caring, I am thoroughly touched. I have an eye on this house in Cambridge that would be simply perfect for us. Mere 4.5 million dollars. I am glad you all are so supportive and pledge to send cash to this accout: 00138 947593 21394. Many thanks, from both of us.
Okay, Dag, let's do it! But do I have to move to Boston? Can't we move in together somewhere where it doesn't snow so much? How about Italy, or maybe somewhere in Florida? South Beach maybe?
I think Kicky the sensitive, caring, yet adventureous sorta fella who might really appreciate dolls. Kinda like Slappy in that regard.
Dag, on the otherhand, I perceive to be of taste and refinement unlikely to foster a meaningful relationship with someone like Kicky or Slappy.
Unless perhaps that relationship involved fetishwear ... Dag with a whip, a scowl, and thigh-high stilleto-heeled boots, towering over a huddled, whimpering, sniveling supplicant is an intriguing mental image.
Timberlandko, are you trying to turn me on? If you are, it's working...
I think this will work out perfect. Just look at the posts above... Dag has taken charge by already picking out a house in her desired location and has us all sending her money to get said house. Kicky on the other hand has already settled into the submissive role and is asking permission to think about possibly moving somewhere else.
I have a good feeling about these two.
Kicky, go for the cuffs, man!
I only do fetishwear on Sundays, if that's ok. look, we can have two houses, I am sure the kind people of A2K will understand Kicky's need to warm his fragile bones in the Greek sun every now and then and consider it when they send in money for us.
I saw we need to buy Dag some new pants, since it looks like she's the one that would be wearing them in that household.
I'm starting to think that the maid service may be redundant.
i think kicky needs those tv trays
to use as shields
This is working out perfectly! See? They're already settling into their "old-marrieds" roles! Dag is running everything, and Kicky has learned when to be quiet.
Now, where is Cav? We need some beer and pretzels for this party. And maybe some chips and onion dip, too.
I think you should have a large bottle of Viagra as one of the options. Kicky will never keep up with Dag without it.
I notice alot of emasculation going on in this thread. Could it be that these people are jealous of my new supercool relationship with Dag?
As long as I get my blow up doll and you all send us lots and lots of money, you can picture me groveling around on the ground squealing like a pig as Dag rides me around the living room in thigh-high boots and leather outfit all you want...no skin off my ass.
One day you'll have something as special as me and Dag, if you're lucky!
Kicky & Dag, I hope you like it. In case the pic dosen't show up, it's a 2005 SLR McLaren (mercedes) These go for $452,500. so if you break up could I have it back?
Here ya go Kicky...hopefully not the only type of "blow" you'll be getting:
Sweeeet! Slappy, that is the best gift anyone's ever given me! (sniffling, holding back tears) I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
save it for the doll, man, save it for the doll...
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