I was going to post these Leno-isms for Francis on the "Is France Stingy" thread...for being a good sport, but it's locked. Why's it locked? LOL.
Anyway, hope Francis sees them here...maybe she'd like to share them with her friends
"More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy ?- he's one of their own." ?-Jay Leno
"Today a cruise missile blew up another part of Saddam Hussein's presidential palace. Think about this, he's got yachts, he's got palaces, he's got luxury guards. No wonder why he's surrounded by the elite 'Republican Guard.' He's a Republican." ?-Jay Leno
"There are now reports that Saddam Hussein was injured in the initial U.S. bombing and he's now receiving medical care in an underground bunker. In fact, he asked his doctors if he was going to live and they told him, "Oh yeah, absolutely, you'll live - until the Americans get here ... then you're screwed." ?-Jay Leno
"In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to a live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since English is a second language to both of them." ?-Jay Leno