Olga - that ravishing painter introduced me to his equally ravishing girl friend when she came to pick him up <sigh>
Oh no!
And you followed his advice (against your better judgement) on the choice of colour for your abode, too!
Better luck next time, my dear!
Story of my life Olga !!
All good looking men are str8 ! (except me)
You know the world is going crazy when-the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy , France is accusing the US of arrogance ,Germany doesn't want to go to WAR and Gautam is taking indoor decorating advice from a str8 guy.
<looking into crystal ball to see Gautam's future>
Aha! Your luck is about to change. Trust me! I see a tall, dark, alluring, FASCINATING stranger is about to enter your life!

Wilso !!!! Yeah, it is indeed strange times
Olga !! Will he be a gay male ???
Gautam wrote::
Olga !! Will he be a gay male ???

<taking another look into crystal ball>
Why yes!!!!
<i hope he is coming from Australia>
Oh boy Gautam!!! This is exciting!!!
I know !! Do u think I should camp out (no pun) at Heathrow airport ????
That might not be a bad idea ;-)
Dear Trusted Sage-ette Auntie
My daughter awoke two mornings ago, slipped on her dressing gown, and joined me in the kitchen where she immediately regaled me with the following dream.
She was navigating the busy city crosswalk adjacent to our home when a lime green jeep, piloted by a little old lady whose name, she knew, was Grannie Shankar, and which was heading uphill carrying a large pink heart-shaped piano (with no legs) on the roof, nearly ran her down. She yelled at me - I being a crosswalk attendant leaning against a tree and clearly not minding my duties, then she turned to look again at the receding vehicle only to see that the heart-shaped pink piano was sliding down off the roof. It landed silently on the hill, and began sliding, following the contours of the road and banking up on buildings as it turned a corner. Running to see what chaos must surely result, she watched as the piano headed off the pavement, down over a grassy hill, and then out into the Pacific Ocean.
Could you please interpret this dream for us.
Not really - but I would ask her what feelings she had in the dream as a first step.....and just have her explore and wander from there and see what associations come up!
Smegging great dream, though!
Explore feelings! That's it?! I sent five dollars. I want explicit and simple answers. And while you are at it, how do I talk to my dead grandmother? She was tragically killed in a weed-eater accident while I was gardening one lovely spring day after she yelled at me. Is she happy?
Do chickens have teeth?
heeheee