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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 03:58 pm
Hmmmm- I would be scared to go out.....
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:25 pm
Well come in then !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:28 pm
Er.....mine ARE in, Hiama! heehee
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:31 pm
No mine is in !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:35 pm
Scratches head puzzledly - ah! You mean you, and yours, are indoors. Right?

Mine are both indoors and in me, you see, well, you don't actually - but there you are.
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:47 pm
Its a long way to see clearly thats for sure-Back of Bourke
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:53 pm
Time for a song ? I thought so

If A Snail Could Talk
Words & Music by Brent Boehler
(for Brent & Woofy - Shine Shine Shine)

If a snail could talk, I'm sure he would say,
"I travel a lot, I go far away.
I take by belongings wherever I go.
I'm not in a hurry, I always go slow."

"And if I go there, then there becomes here,
And if I am here, then there must be near.
And if I am here, and go over there,
Then there becomes here and here becomes there!"

"The life of a snail is quite solitary,
and on my back there's a shell that I carry.
I transport my house wherever I roam.
Wherever I am, I'm always at home!"
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BillW
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:57 pm
Outrageous song dude, makes a snail both an innie and an outie! Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 04:59 pm
I believe they are, in fact, hermaphrodites - or many of them are.

Cute song.

Dear Auntie Lowan,

Why is Hiama being all gnomic and syblline and mysterious and such?
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pueo
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 06:06 pm
oak, love the camel cig avatar. smoked those for many years.
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 31 Mar, 2003 09:02 pm
John, you managed to add comic relief to the comedy. Quite an accomplishment!!!
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 03:02 am
Dear Aunty lowan,

Why are they no gay men, and so many beautiful women on A2K ?? Is this some grand consipracy to convert me ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 04:19 am
Er - there are a number of known gay men - and more, doubtless, unknown.

seek and ye shall find.

knock and it shall be opened unto thee.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:12 am
Ketamine

I've heard/seen much better "April Fools"'s jokes today!
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gezzy
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:16 am
Same here Walter.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:16 am
Ketamine.

I regard homophobia as a tragic condition.

Nonethless, its symptoms have no place here as far as I am concerned.

Please take them elsewhere.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:23 am
Cool down guyz (though I love you all for protecting me) but can't u see our dear Katemine is only trying to help me, by referring me to the only place where he himself can get any action due to his charming personality !!!!

Kate, thanks dahling, but I would pass on that suggestion - I dont want to impunge on yr favorite haunts Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:36 am
Lol gautam! I know you need no defence, but my thread does.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:37 am
So what happened to the ravishing painter, Gautam?
Already a memory?
What bad luck for you!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Apr, 2003 05:38 am
There was a ravishing painter? Why wasn't I told? grrrrrrrrrr
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