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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:19 pm
If we built this large wooden badger....
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patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2008 09:22 pm
@dlowan,
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think it's probably a bad idea for a prophylactic manufacturer to invoke a name that conjures images of a load of seamen being released inside the gates of

http://www.alientravelguide.com/science/biology/anatomy/ilium.jpg

with disastrous consequences.
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 04:12 am
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

You know, the more I think about it, the more I think it's probably a bad idea for a prophylactic manufacturer to invoke a name that conjures images of a load of seamen being released inside the gates of

http://www.alientravelguide.com/science/biology/anatomy/ilium.jpg

with disastrous consequences.





They weren't seamen...they only TRAVELLED to Ileum by sea.






And.....there's never a really BAD time for a badger.....



patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:43 am
@dlowan,
Dunno, I'm getting pretty sick of this guy on Saturday mornings...

http://www.ssc.wisc.edu/~cengel/250px-BuckyBadgerGraphic.gif
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:05 am
@patiodog,
patiodog wrote:

Dunno, I'm getting pretty sick of this guy on Saturday mornings...

http://www.ssc.wisc.edu/~cengel/250px-BuckyBadgerGraphic.gif



That's, like, a football thing, isn't it?
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:25 am
@dlowan,
Indeed. Tens of thousands of alumni (and their cars), drunk undergrads puffed up on unwarranted pride, over-stimulated and confused hayseeds (no offense, hayseeds) wandering across four lanes of traffic.

It's great.
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sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:40 am
@dlowan,
That's Bucky!

There is a picture of me at age 3 or so wearing a Bucky Badger t-shirt and doing a Bucky Badger snarl.

Before I left Madison I bought a kid's Bucky Badger t-shirt for any future offspring.

Sozlet wears it now.

Bucky Badger greeted me (along with Donna Shalala -- how's that for a visual) when I moved into the dorms on my first day of college.

Bucky Badger is close to my heart. And infinitely cooler than the stupid Buckeye guy:

http://www.barnharts.net/bn/graphics/BrutusBuckeye.gif
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 08:24 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:
And.....there's never a really BAD time for a badger.....

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Stick around until the gorilla.
patiodog
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 05:55 pm
@DrewDad,
There's no gorilla, is there, DrewDad.












You better hope I don't find out where you live, DrewDad...
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:20 pm
@sozobe,
sozobe wrote:

That's Bucky!

There is a picture of me at age 3 or so wearing a Bucky Badger t-shirt and doing a Bucky Badger snarl.

Before I left Madison I bought a kid's Bucky Badger t-shirt for any future offspring.

Sozlet wears it now.

Bucky Badger greeted me (along with Donna Shalala -- how's that for a visual) when I moved into the dorms on my first day of college.

Bucky Badger is close to my heart. And infinitely cooler than the stupid Buckeye guy:

http://www.barnharts.net/bn/graphics/BrutusBuckeye.gif



So....underneath is all, you're, like, Bucky the Riveter?



Snorkle....
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Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 06:50 pm
@DrewDad,
Quote:
Stick around until the gorilla.


C'mon a wooden badger, now that makes sense. A wooden gorilla, now that's just crazy talk....
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 07:09 pm
@patiodog,
Twisted Evil
Mr Stillwater
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2008 07:25 pm
@DrewDad,
Quote:
Re: patiodog (Post 3440413)


http://www.kevinmccorrytv.com/tazzie-trans.gif
http://www.it.ca/spot/images/SamSheepdog.jpg

I'm opening a book here folks!

3 to 8 that doggie here is gonna kick some DD ass!
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CodeBorg
 
  2  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 03:48 am
 


There is not ever
  this "one track"

nor a mind of only just love,
  advancement, nor engagement.




We are random,
  and by random well-dispersed people

we keep on
  just to sing. From each kind of moment and place!

Each kind of day.




If your digression consists of progression,
  then pushed, with, among, of this hour, we

can only be somewhat nobly this riff-raff
  of yours.




And there begins a tangent.
  No matter how much you care, a dream.

Trying.
  For all of ours. Kindness.




Borat Sister
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2022 03:51 pm
@CodeBorg,
CB!!!!!

Borat Sister
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2022 04:14 pm
@Borat Sister,
This thread is nineteen years old.

BillW
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2022 04:25 pm
@Borat Sister,
Do you still have a "Hugh Jass" problem?
Borat Sister
 
  2  
Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2022 04:20 pm
@BillW,
Hell yeah
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margo
 
  2  
Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2022 02:46 am
I'd forgotten how much fun these digressions were.

There's some fabulous old posters, Gautam the prince, dyslexia, patiodog, pueo, that we don't see nowadays in that other place.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2022 02:54 am
@margo,
I remember every one of them.
 

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