A laugh for today

Okay, a guy gets out of work early one day and comes home and finds his wife in bed with another man and says, "What's going on here?"

His wife turns to the man in bed with her and says, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Comedian Norm McDonald's origin of the Fantastic 4

https://www.youtube.com/embed/kDzBVvhbtIw?autoplay=1&enablejsapi=1&origin=http://www.bing.com

Two men are sitting on a park bench. One says, "What do you mean, you can see perfectly? You're blind as a bat!" The second man says, "Think so? I can see perfectly. See that cat coming? I can see he has one eye." the first man says, "You are blind. That cat has two eyes, and he's not coming, he's going."

He's a miserable doctor. I called him because I was constipated, and he put me on hold.

Guy goes to the doctor and says, "I can't pee.

The doctor says, "How old are you?"

The guy says, "Eighty-three."

The doctor says, "You've peed enough."

I was on a very considerate airline the other day. They served two meals. One on the plane, and the other while we waited for our luggage.

Q. What do Engineers use for birth control?

A. Their personality.

Comedian Will Ferrell good cop bad cop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTNSvIzwdA8

Comedian Will Ferrell and Landlord Pearl

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/the-landlord/81400041/

Peanuts both times?

Didn't you know? Peanuts is now a luxury. Small bag of pretzels.

A scientist is doing experiments with a frog. He says to the frog, "Jump frog, jump." The frog jumps, and so the scientist writes in his notebook: Frog jumps on command.

So the scientist takes the frog and cuts off one of its front legs, sets it back down and says, "Jump frog, jump." The frog jumps, and the scientist writes in his notebook: When front left leg is removed, frog jumps on command.

So the scientist takes the frog and cuts off its other front leg, sets it down and says, "Jump frog, jump." The frog jumps, and the scientist writes in his notebook: When right front leg is removed, frog jumps on command.

So the scientist takes the frog and cuts off one of its hind legs, sets it back down and says, "Jump frog, jump." The frog still jumps, though off balance, and the scientist writes in his notebook: When left hind leg is removed, frog jumps, though unbalanced.

So the scientist takes the frog and cuts its last leg off, sets it back down and says, "Jump frog, jump." The frog doesn't jump. So the scientist leans down toward the frog and loudly says, "Jump frog, jump." The frog still doesn't jump, and so the scientist writes in his notebook: When fourth leg is removed, frog can no longer hear.

(Three part Saturday Night Live Comedy video) featuring Justin Timberlake, Adam Samberg, and Lady GaGa. All three videos are in chronological order.
All three videos are continuation of each other

Dick in a box
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7cd2e1d8f0/dick-in-a-box-uncensored?_cc=__d___&_ccid=5d0caf81-344b-495b-8535-762fde932ff4

Mother Lover
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8d848ed06e/mother-lover-uncensored?_cc=__d___&_ccid=5d0caf81-344b-495b-8535-762fde932ff4

Three Way
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/6567248306/three-way-video-digital-short-justin-timberlake-andy-samberg-lady-gaga?_cc=__d___&_ccid=5d0caf81-344b-495b-8535-762fde932ff4

(Family Guy's) Brian and Stewie fills in for Santa Claus to deliver toys

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Family Guy's (Ipecac Drinking Contest)