Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:33 pm
I was thrilled to see the wonderful name "Hugh Jass" appear amongst our new members a while ago, but, sadly, his name has served but to excite a thirst which no quaffable has appeared to quench - by which I mean he has not posted, nor picked up the happy PM I sent him - (hence giving me a terrible case of PMS - my first in lo these many years, since 'tis not an affliction suffered by me - though some would say I am grumpy all the time, but I digress -anyway, by PMS in this context I mean "Private Message Sadness") .
Soooooooo - to soothe my sore Hughless soul - I have decided to initiate a pale, sad, shadow of Hugh's lovely "Ask Hugh Jass" threads.
Bring here your problems, peccadilloes, puzzlements, pouts (I am in the middle of a fabulous one of me own on "Balderdash", over thrips, since you asked), pesky doubts and querulous queries - and I, or hopefully all the other participants (who may have wisdom instead of folly to dispense) will attempt to wipe away your frown, quell your querul and send you frisking back to your life all happy and silly like.
I hope that Hugh may hear of this horror and hasten here to harrumph and haul his humour back home - ie start one of his threads himself!
Come out! Come out! Wherever you are, Hugh!
dear auntie lowan,
will i ever get off guam?
Dear Auntie lowan do the aussie thrips snap their fingers? Or would they be snapping their beaks? Tapping their little feetsies? And, And, why do I get sore just by doing a little yoga? I thought yoga was supposed to be relaxing.
Pueo - have you tried foreplay?
littlek, what's the point of that?
you know, people who don't know the history behind your question will be raising their eyebrows
<whatever do they mean, auntieLowan?>
i wonder what that would be - the anti-Lowan.
something involving rainbows, i imagine.
Pueo - I dunno what you are talking about, but I was talking about getting Guam off.
I mean, getting off Guam.
wanna try that a few more times, littlek?
you are ssoooooooooooo naughty
one track mind
Pueo - I believe Little k has answered your question most exquisitely! Yes - you need to sensately focus your foreplay energies if you are ever to get off Guam.
I will hazard an inspired guess that, should you desire it passionately enough, this devoutly desired consummation shall be achieved!
But please - try not to cut the power off again when she goes...
Little k - Aussie thrips have no beaks- they have probosces - I am unsure if they can be snapped, but I doubt it. We shall leave the tapping to the dancing mins...
As for the yoghurt - are you warming it up enough?
EhBeth - an AntiLowan?
Hmmm - look to Craven, Pueo and the toothy Shallow-waters! There you see what my energies are protecting you from.
Hmmmm - rainbows, you say....why?
Well, Pueo - I am sure that SOMETHING is - let me focus..... I see horns, hooves, the shadow of great leathern wings - i smell brimstone, sulphur.....