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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:33 pm
I was thrilled to see the wonderful name "Hugh Jass" appear amongst our new members a while ago, but, sadly, his name has served but to excite a thirst which no quaffable has appeared to quench - by which I mean he has not posted, nor picked up the happy PM I sent him - (hence giving me a terrible case of PMS - my first in lo these many years, since 'tis not an affliction suffered by me - though some would say I am grumpy all the time, but I digress -anyway, by PMS in this context I mean "Private Message Sadness") .

Soooooooo - to soothe my sore Hughless soul - I have decided to initiate a pale, sad, shadow of Hugh's lovely "Ask Hugh Jass" threads.

Bring here your problems, peccadilloes, puzzlements, pouts (I am in the middle of a fabulous one of me own on "Balderdash", over thrips, since you asked), pesky doubts and querulous queries - and I, or hopefully all the other participants (who may have wisdom instead of folly to dispense) will attempt to wipe away your frown, quell your querul and send you frisking back to your life all happy and silly like.

I hope that Hugh may hear of this horror and hasten here to harrumph and haul his humour back home - ie start one of his threads himself!
 
New Haven
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:35 pm
Come out! Come out! Wherever you are, Hugh! Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:38 pm
Waaaaaaaaaaah!
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:43 pm
dear auntie lowan,

will i ever get off guam?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:45 pm
Dear Auntie lowan do the aussie thrips snap their fingers? Or would they be snapping their beaks? Tapping their little feetsies? And, And, why do I get sore just by doing a little yoga? I thought yoga was supposed to be relaxing.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:45 pm
Pueo - have you tried foreplay?
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:52 pm
littlek, what's the point of that?

you know, people who don't know the history behind your question will be raising their eyebrows Shocked
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 07:55 pm
<eyebrows raised>

<whatever do they mean, auntieLowan?>







auntieLowan


the anti-Lowan

i wonder what that would be - the anti-Lowan.
something involving rainbows, i imagine.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:04 pm
Pueo - I dunno what you are talking about, but I was talking about getting Guam off.
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:04 pm
I mean, getting off Guam.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:08 pm
wanna try that a few more times, littlek?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:09 pm
No, I'm done.
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:11 pm
you are ssoooooooooooo naughty Laughing

one track mind Razz
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:12 pm
Me? Noooooo
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:26 pm
Shocked Rolling Eyes
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:53 pm
Pueo - I believe Little k has answered your question most exquisitely! Yes - you need to sensately focus your foreplay energies if you are ever to get off Guam.

I will hazard an inspired guess that, should you desire it passionately enough, this devoutly desired consummation shall be achieved!

But please - try not to cut the power off again when she goes...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:55 pm
Little k - Aussie thrips have no beaks- they have probosces - I am unsure if they can be snapped, but I doubt it. We shall leave the tapping to the dancing mins...

As for the yoghurt - are you warming it up enough?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 08:57 pm
EhBeth - an AntiLowan?

Hmmm - look to Craven, Pueo and the toothy Shallow-waters! There you see what my energies are protecting you from.

Hmmmm - rainbows, you say....why?
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 09:34 pm
who's protecting me?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 4 Feb, 2003 09:38 pm
Well, Pueo - I am sure that SOMETHING is - let me focus..... I see horns, hooves, the shadow of great leathern wings - i smell brimstone, sulphur.....
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