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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:19 am
dadpad wrote:
What get into a CIA sub and defect to china? At least that was the rumour at the time.


But I thought he'd gone to Cuba! :wink:
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 02:51 am
Lola wrote:
you are blessed with a talent I don't have, Clary. I would never have thought of any of those. Very funny.


I'm just a saddo who has time to think them up!

Question for today, Why is a mouse when it spins?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 03:22 am
Clary wrote:
Lola wrote:
you are blessed with a talent I don't have, Clary. I would never have thought of any of those. Very funny.


I'm just a saddo who has time to think them up!

Question for today, Why is a mouse when it spins?



the higher it goes the fewer,
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blatham
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 05:20 am
Quote:
too depressing to mention.


Turn about here (and in Britain) could set new trajectory for you guys too. With Bush and Blair now both looking like the ass-end of the donkey, surely Howardism must be increasingly in jeopardy?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 07:15 am
dlowan wrote:
Clary wrote:
Lola wrote:
you are blessed with a talent I don't have, Clary. I would never have thought of any of those. Very funny.


I'm just a saddo who has time to think them up!

Question for today, Why is a mouse when it spins?



the higher it goes the fewer,


I told you butter wouldnt suit the works!
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 07:21 am
Was the Hatter guilty, though?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 07:23 am
Were you shoveling mercury with a pitchfork?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 07:28 am
dyslexia wrote:
Were you shoveling mercury with a pitchfork?




You shovel mercury with teaspoons, not pitchforks!

Everyone knows that.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 12:26 pm
Is pitching forks safe?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 04:32 pm
Is forking Mercury safe?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 04:47 pm
Merry Andrew wrote:
Is forking Mercury safe?



Is forking pitch safe?







msolga wrote:
dadpad wrote:
What get into a CIA sub and defect to china? At least that was the rumour at the time.


But I thought he'd gone to Cuba! :wink:




He's dead, Jim.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 05:25 pm
Oh, for fork's sake...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 05:31 pm
patiodog wrote:
Oh, for fork's sake...



Now, don't you pitcher a fit, Dog!

You'll feel calmer spoon...just shut the fork cup, and sit the cup suck down.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 05:45 pm
My temper's mercurial and rises to fever pitch at every fork in the road.

My humble and abashed apologies...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 05:52 pm
patiodog wrote:
My temper's mercurial and rises to fever pitch at every fork in the road.

My humble and abashed apologies...



'S all right.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 06:12 pm
dlowan wrote:

msolga wrote:
dadpad wrote:
What get into a CIA sub and defect to china? At least that was the rumour at the time.


But I thought he'd gone to Cuba! :wink:




He's dead, Jim.


No hes not he lives with Elvis.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 07:58 pm
To get a change of government, you need to have some sort of second option.

Ain't no real second option here!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 02:21 am
margo wrote:
To get a change of government, you need to have some sort of second option.

Ain't no real second option here!




INDUSTRIAL LEGISLATION!!!!!



Think about it.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 08:39 am
I'm thinking...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 03:02 pm
patiodog wrote:
I'm thinking...



Then I shall never again think my life here upon this planet has had no positive effects.


I shall add this triumph of goodness to my successfully having taught my friend Helen to "get" Gary Larsen.


Cool Idea Cool
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