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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 05:31 pm
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
I am middle aged.


So you can predict the future now?



NOBODY loves a pedantic pup.


That's simply not true.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 05:45 pm
Lola wrote:
What's cross eyed and goes quack?

A duckblind made by a government contractor.

Alternately, the duckblind one finds on a certain ranch in Crawford, Texas.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 05:47 pm
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
I am middle aged.


So you can predict the future now?



NOBODY loves a pedantic pup.


Just trying to ascertain if the scope of your question-answering skillset had broadened.

Really.

I'm a sweet, wide-eyed, questioning pup, with nothing but awe and reverence for the likes of Auntie Snaggletooth.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 06:35 pm
patiodog wrote:
dlowan wrote:
patiodog wrote:
Quote:
I am middle aged.


So you can predict the future now?



NOBODY loves a pedantic pup.


Just trying to ascertain if the scope of your question-answering skillset had broadened.

Really.

I'm a sweet, wide-eyed, questioning pup, with nothing but awe and reverence for the likes of Auntie Snaggletooth.


And a rapidly lengthening nose.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 07:10 pm
The lengthening of which brings to ming a certain Monty Python song about reclining across certain features of the anatomy, but it would be indelicate to sing it in front of the doormice.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 07:16 pm
I don't understand why your lengthening snout has brought anything to Ming. Just what do you assert Ming has to do with any of this.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 07:35 pm
Setanta wrote:
I don't understand why your lengthening snout has brought anything to Ming. Just what do you assert Ming has to do with any of this.



I think "ming" was a Freudian negligee.




[size=7]Damn....I bet that joke gets lost because bloody Murricans do not use "slip" to mean a petticoat. Or petticoat neither, probably...........

Wish they'd learn English![/size]
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 09:14 pm
Anyway, it was negligent.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 12 Nov, 2006 09:23 pm
We use "slip," damn it.

Not petticoat, tho, less'n it be Petticoat Junction (which included a beginning shot of a train going by a water tower that was shot in my home town, which was the most interesting thing that happened there until they shot Back to the Future III, thankee very much, but at any rate we're unlikely to use petticoat as a term -- or, increasingly, as a garment, I'd guess).
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 07:55 pm
dlowan wrote:
Setanta wrote:
I don't understand why your lengthening snout has brought anything to Ming. Just what do you assert Ming has to do with any of this.



I think "ming" was a Freudian negligee.
[size=7]Damn....I bet that joke gets lost because bloody Murricans do not use "slip" to mean a petticoat. Or petticoat neither, probably...........

Wish they'd learn English![/size]


Ming was a previous Prime Minister of Australia - Sir Robert Gordon Menzies. Kt
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:08 pm
I remember Ming.


Thank heavens Murricans say slip.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:16 pm
I remember Ming.


Thank heavens Murricans say slip.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:19 pm
Ming was merciless, weren't he?







(You really had a guy named Menzies?)
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:25 pm
Ya know, I got to wonderin why this thread suddenly rose up out of the dead place.

Doesn't it feel just kind of generally hopeful and happyish again?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:32 pm
patiodog wrote:
Ming was merciless, weren't he?







(You really had a guy named Menzies?)



Yup. Sir Robert, to be precise.


Known as Ming.



blatham wrote:
Ya know, I got to wonderin why this thread suddenly rose up out of the dead place.

Doesn't it feel just kind of generally hopeful and happyish again?



Not so very much here.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 08:54 pm
Only Aussie pm I know of is Holt. That's a good 'un -- he set an example that a number of world leaders might do well to emulate.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 09:26 pm
dlowan wrote:
I remember Ming.


Thank heavens Murricans say slip.


Wasn't there an entire dynasty named after him?

And do any women still wear slips? I don't se them advertised in the Victoria's Secret catalogue.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 13 Nov, 2006 09:35 pm
But twas not you who awaked it?

I admit I haven't been reading Australian press for more than a year (I used to). In fact, I had been thinking of asking you about Howard's popularity and prospects for change.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 12:51 am
blatham wrote:
But twas not you who awaked it?

I admit I haven't been reading Australian press for more than a year (I used to). In fact, I had been thinking of asking you about Howard's popularity and prospects for change.



Gus awaked it, I never touched it.


Howard is not popular, exactly, but the Opposition may well not be popularer. It is most lacklustre at present, with very lacklustre leadership, lacks the courage to stand up for what it believes in most areas, and is, in short, in the damn doldrums.


Meanwhile, the right, (while every state is in nominally progressive hands), is in full control federally, with control of both houses, although, even in this situation it has managed to lose a couple of key battles due to a couple of independents, and some of its own people crossing the floor.

It is busy dismantling workers' rights battled for over two hundred years of struggle, and doing other unspeakable things which are too depressing to mention.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 14 Nov, 2006 01:11 am
patiodog wrote:
Only Aussie pm I know of is Holt. That's a good 'un -- he set an example that a number of world leaders might do well to emulate.


What get into a CIA sub and defect to china? At least that was the rumour at the time.

Did you know there is a swimming pool named after him? The Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool. If thats not Irony I dunno what is.

Ming.... aka Pig iron Bob, is a J Howard hero. Menzies sold iron ore to the japs Howard emulated him with iraqi wheat contracts.
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