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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 03:41 pm
Just when I think ya'll can't sink any further....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 04:00 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Just when I think ya'll can't sink any further....



You cavilling at me? You cavilling at ME? YOU cavilling at me?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 04:02 pm
I'm thinkin' and I'm thinkin' 'til there's nothin' I ain't thunk
Breathin' in the stink 'til finally I've stunk
It was at that time I swore I lost my mind
Started making plans to kill my own kind
















(as some semi-famous Sconnies once sang...)









Dear Auntie Snaggles:

Thinking isn't working. What do you mean?

Sincerely,
Perpetually Addled Twit Into Old Dames On Gin
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 15 Nov, 2006 04:02 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Just when I think ya'll can't sink any further....


Oh, this crowd can sink a lot further down that that. As they say, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 12:15 am
Jeez
That Drewdad's a bit naive, inne???
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 16 Nov, 2006 02:05 am
margo wrote:
Jeez
That Drewdad's a bit naive, inne???


Tragic.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:27 pm
being
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:30 pm
the perfect adjective for
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:33 pm
Heh heh...got you to look at my pain in the bum!!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:40 pm
You've a pain in your bumb? I suggest you get it looked at.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:50 pm
patiodog wrote:
You've a pain in your bumb? I suggest you get it looked at.


It just was...by you.


I wonder how many other hapless fools I will reel in.....heheheheheehehe....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:52 pm
Bumb blumble lookers bleware...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:53 pm
patiodog wrote:
Bumb blumble lookers bleware...



Coyly...did my bum look big in that thread?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 26 Dec, 2007 11:55 pm
No bigger than it orter
But bigger by a quarter
Than butts that're used for
letter sorters...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Dec, 2007 12:01 am
patiodog wrote:
No bigger than it orter
But bigger by a quarter
Than butts that're used for
letter sorters...



You're such an oddish poet,
I bet you even know it,
Cos when you Patio it
The screen gets kinda snowit.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 27 Dec, 2007 12:04 am
I'd rather you didn't show it
For if you proceed to blow it
Then you'll be forced to stow it
And you'll wish that you had mowed it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Dec, 2007 12:10 am
patiodog wrote:
I'd rather you didn't show it
For if you proceed to blow it
Then you'll be forced to stow it
And you'll wish that you had mowed it.


One man went to mow,
Went to mow a puppy...
One man and his dog
Went to mow a puppy...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 27 Dec, 2007 12:11 am
But the puppy chased a rabbit
Yes the puppy chased a rabbit
And the rabbit
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 27 Dec, 2007 12:30 am
patiodog wrote:
But the puppy chased a rabbit
Yes the puppy chased a rabbit
And the rabbit


...Turned and bit it.
One Bun gave a bite
With her mighty chompers,
Bit puppy in the night,
And puppy went quite bonkers..
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 27 Dec, 2007 01:06 am
Hapless in Kiama looking in!

Happless New Year!
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