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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 06:33 am
blatham wrote:
If it weren't for the inherent benefits, I would relinquish membership in my gender.


I read somewhere that one in six people would change their gender had they the chance to do so... that's a very high number.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 07:33 am
Well, i'd be happy to change their gender too -- but not mine . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 08:41 am
I relish my place in the numerical minority.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 08:44 am
patiodog wrote:
I relish my place in the numerical minority.


So you wish that your gender were different?
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 08:57 am
Change everyone to men I say !!

Men rule !!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:01 am
Quote:
So you wish that your gender were different?


Er, no. I've enough problems with hygiene as it is.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:02 am
Oh no, Gautam; we can't be dealing with that!! A world with just men would be a very plain world!

Someone once argued to me that there's no defined thing as gender, but everyone has their own place on a line between masculinity and femininity. Next time that I have a dinner party, I'll make sure that I'm not sitting next to possible lunatics.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:07 am
Quote:
Someone once argued to me that there's no defined thing as gender, but everyone has their own place on a line between masculinity and femininity.


Distinctions to be made between the performative and the anatomical.
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:28 am
(sniff) I am hurt, Gautam. You would change me into a MAN?!?

Bbbbbbut, then how would all the mins get borned?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:31 am
Shush, Eva... don't talk about that! He still believes that the Geese come...

Anyway, I'll ensure the longevity of the female race against this horrid threat. We can do a kind of Schindler's list...
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:32 am
Incidentally, Eva, did the 'very Cherry christmas' event go down well?
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 09:54 am
Yes, drom! We could have had better crowds, tho'...it snowed four inches the day before, but most of it melted off...however, the sponsors were happy, we came in on budget, and we got more media coverage than we expected. Participation among the businesses was better than expected, too. All that's left now is the postmortems and the thank-yous.

Whew! I'll take that drink now...

\_/
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 11:19 am
Anyone goes trying to change MY gender dies!


Though really folks - wouldn't it be fun to change just for a short time - find out how the other half lives, and has .... well, you know....?
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Brand X
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 11:23 am
If I could change to a woman for even a short time, I would own the world.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 11:28 am
"Balls !" said the Queen, "if i had two, i'd be King !"
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Brand X
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 11:30 am
She had them(his), he just didn't know it!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 12:26 pm
Imagine if there were a third gender...

=I'm so glad to here that it went well, Eva! Have a vintage on me:

http://ilo.00freehost.com/redwine.JPG

So, it looks like a deranged robin redbrest, but it has double meanings of joviality... I expect to win the Turner prize. (Did you see who won it this year? The list was a joke.) What I liked especially was the way that you had the Grinch give cuddles to the children; that really turned it on those scrooges!

Are you all set for Christmas?
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Brand X
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 02:15 pm
Quote:
Imagine if there were a third gender...


There is....Michael Jackson, The 'It' gender.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 05:18 pm
I think that is even stretching 'IT' Brand X Smile
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Brand X
 
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Reply Wed 17 Dec, 2003 08:15 pm
He now fits in the Thriller video without makeup, I don't no if freaks have a gender.
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