dlowan wrote:Though really folks - wouldn't it be fun to change just for a short time - find out how the other half lives, and has .... well, you know....?
I'd just spend the time playing with my breasts!!
That's only fair, Mr. S. I'd spend the time playing with my, um...you know...
Eva wrote:That's only fair, Mr. S. I'd spend the time playing with my, um...you know...
Turnabout's fair game! But, you risk blindness and infertility!!
Look what it did to Slappy!!
Before:
Now:
He couldn't handle it - no, he
WAS handling it!!
The before image is a fake...
While this crowd produces lots of excellent humor, I have to say that Set's comment above about wanting to change other men's gender is especially funny. It just stands out in the most wonderful way. Perfect........
Setanta wrote:"Balls !" said the Queen, "if i had two, i'd be King !"
But the queen already has two !!! Thoguh they are slightly bigger and in the wrong location....
Hmph.
Nobody's ever complained before, Gautam! :wink:
Work chrissie dinner today! Hurray!!!
Being the self-employed entrepreneurial sort who has only myself as employee and workmate, my work christmas dinner will be curt and to the point. I will, because of the season, be courteous and forward the appearance of being joyful to have had the previous year in the company of myself, tip a glass of something in my direction while smiling, then leave.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........we had fun
Details Details !! Office christmas parties always result in some juicy gossip/stories
True, some companies ban them because the juices of all kinds flowed a little too much at previous parties.
Ours was pretty tame !!! We had two, one was on the thames (a cruise boat for 4 hrs) froze my butt off !!!! The seoncd one was in a pib, where I reached late (as usual) did not drink much, and left early as I had another one (pvt party) to go to.
Now dont ask what happened there !!
Sure, ask for juicy details but don't give any. That's mean.
Gautam, I would dearly love to hear what happens in a "pib." Is that another of your dear British colloquialisms?
I would follow the traditions and debauch with myself too, but that is already spoiled as a consequence of the 'christmas every day' dilemma.
I'm FED UP with all the xmas parties i tell ya!! FED UP! i have no life outside of them these days. arrrgh.
i'd much rather go to a pib with gautam and eva.
