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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:36 pm
Dear Auntie Wabbit:

Why do others preen themselves on their moral accomplishment. I ain't got what it takes to be no Billy Graham--should i feel bad that i can't get next to God, and make the big bucks like he does? Why to "little" people like me try to be that way "on-line" and in the bars?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 03:21 am
Try to be what way? Moral highgroundish, a little lower than the angels, instead of a little higher than the apes?

Hmmmmmm - I think because we is all poor, bare, forked animals, and our little life is rounded with a sleep. We like, therefore, to make as good an impression as we can, while we strut and fret our hour upon the stage.

Some clothe themselves in pure raiment, others in besmirched...all is vanity, pure vanity.

Unlike quoting Shakespeare, which is simply sensible....
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hiama
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 08:27 am
Setanata said :

Quote:
Dear Auntie Wabbit:

Why do others preen themselves on their moral accomplishment. I ain't got what it takes to be no Billy Graham--should i feel bad that i can't get next to God, and make the big bucks like he does? Why to "little" people like me try to be that way "on-line" and in the bars?




Dear Rabid,


I do not think that you did answer the aforesaid question admiwwwably as wot u cud-of-given yur obveos edifakshun

I tink the problem with Setanta is that he aint wot he is , iffen he was he wuod be, then there wouldna be a problem Very Happy
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 08:56 am
When a person once is,
he should see to that that he IS,
and when he is, and sees to that that he IS,
he should be what he is and not what he isn't
as it in many instances is.

Jan Werich.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 08:57 am
I see - she said with a glazed look...
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 09:18 pm
dear glazed rabbit

quoting shakespeare IS simply sensible
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 09:19 pm
and by the way, who the **** is hampster?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 09:22 pm
Glazed rabid rabbit, served in a hamper.
A chablis, perhaps?
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 09:24 pm
A hampster is from Hampstead, thilly Razz
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blatham
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 09:54 pm
is she rabid? we'll have to trace back and find who's been biting her.

margo...and dumpsters come from Dumpstead?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Sun 17 Aug, 2003 10:38 pm
Freud and Anna lived in Hampstead.........or was that Hempstead? Potstead or potted? Not sure..... anyway, the clinic is there too. So does that make the it the Hampster Cllinic? And all this time, I thought it was for children.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 03:17 am
No - I am not rabid, she enunciated icily.

In England, where there be Kinder, there there be hampsters - even not in Hampstead.

Thankee Blatham, she said sensibly.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 04:39 am
Is Dumpstead related to Dagwood Bumstead?? Laughing


http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TgDRApUYCOvsx4!d66qep2FiNbTE9hWLlBLfnGPuZnykqI14HXiM08hzgLtChgdU*tnD0fxrnGsKzn0Wo5VDKa9AhppUDk!iPsY838y8FU*cf5HRj5sqLA/blondie_dagw.gif?dc=4675435036529236331
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 05:47 am
I have been considering this, in some trepidation, all night....
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 06:17 am
All I know is hampstead heath is one of London's biggest cruising park for men......
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 06:57 am
Just thinking....if the rabbit is glazed with Port, a good Portugeuse red would work better than a Chablis.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 07:51 am
Perhaps the glazed rabbit is glazed not for the table and consumption, but only for presentation. Food photographers alert us that what appears so divinely luscious under their lights would, in fact, poison us instantly. Has our rabbit been slathered with some some toxic mix of varnish and pork fat? If so, who did it? Gautaum I think might have the aesthetic lattitude.
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Grand Duke
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 08:07 am
Have you ever walked into a conversation and had absolutely noidea what was going on? I have now...
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 08:13 am
grapham

Yes, I understand. I think of this thread as deb's gift to dissociated lunatics everywhere.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 18 Aug, 2003 08:16 am
Graham, I can empathize !! Blatham even mentioned me in his last post - and I still have no clue what he is talking abt !!!

Only here can a topic go from crusing in Hampstead heath to glazed rabbits in one post !!
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