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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 06:53 am
1) n :a species of Gram-negative aerobic bacteria that produce gas and acid from sugars and are sometimes involved in the souring of milk

so farty-pants inducing pests Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 06:55 am
What's WRONG wiv farty-pants?

harrumph!
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:00 am
They can be potential WMDs - after all they are biological gases !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:01 am
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:05 am
I recollect that you blew away the hair of a gentleman once using a strategic time to launch a gaseous attack on the unsuspecting min.

Now if that is not dangerous then what is ?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:09 am
I subscribe to the theory that the man was bald...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:13 am
I never blew it away! it is possible that I tousled it! He had a fine head of hair, poor fella, too.....

Sigh....
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 07:17 am
Beware of the WMD (fart) Dlowan has.

I also have credible intelligence that it can be launched in 45 minutes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:03 am
Oh, no - far less time than that.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:05 am
Fart on demand eh ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:08 am
nah - not quite.

Hey! Someone on my latest Abuzz Digression thread used the concept of serum fun levels!

I think that is way cool - I shall attempt to keep my serum fun levels within healthy limits (HIGH, that is!) big time.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:10 am
Digression thread on abuzz ? abuzz ?

What is a serum fun level ?

(I am sooooooooooooo bored today - just do not feel like working)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:11 am
You so do know Abuzz!!!!!

It means the level of fun in your blood, Gautam.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:34 am
Dear auntie lowan. You will be distressed, sad and almost suicidal to know that I ave joined yr abuzz digression....

Sorry Laughing

love
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 08:48 am
Oh, goody!

(Psssst - they seem to work better on Abuzz - maybe cos Aa and Debacle and MA post there. I wish all the digressors could get together across both sites! Or come here, or something - you folk here who don't cross-fertilize, and then folk there who don't cross-fertilize, would have so much fun together!)
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 09:10 am
Good God, what a monster could be borned out of that cross-fertilization.............
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 09:31 am
A different species might be created !! We can call them genetically modified posters...
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 09:36 am
Use webicides to decontaminate your computer?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 04:09 pm
Oy - youse folk would enjoy each other no end! Wouldn't NEED no decontamination!

But I do - gotta wash me fur for work.....
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 13 Aug, 2003 04:28 pm
pomping and pandering and powdering thy wiggly nose...........
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