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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 02:20 am
cavfancier wrote:
Eva...maybe the Brits have had emuff wif dere wimmins, and seek their true calling, ....


They dont need to leave their country do they if they are tired of wimmin. I mean I am still here !! Not that I would even think of goin gout with a Pom !!

And MA, that skydiver was Austrian, not Australian !!

Billw..<THUD>

So blue balls are a result of prolonged excitement, rather than lack of excitement....

Hmmmmm......
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 04:17 am
What I want to know is what happens to those wings when you need to pull the ripcord?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 05:45 am
hmmmmmm......
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 05:46 am
Is that why Viagra pills are blue ? Some sort of subliminal warning ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:02 am
Are they? never seen one....
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:06 am
Not surprising as I just cant imagine a reason why you would want to have/buy/eat one Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:08 am
Huh?

Women try it, apparently.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:10 am
Huh ? Why ? What do they want to stand up to attention ?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:13 am
It works for women too. It all about blood flow and pressure and other terribly dull subjects.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:22 am
We have an analogous structure, larger than yours, but most of it is inside, and it involves other important bits and bobs, as it were.

And what Joe says.

Don't feel dull at the time, I must say...
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:25 am
Well well well, u learn something new every day !

I thought the only "temporary erections" which ladies needed were scaffoldings to paint the outside of the house...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:28 am
LOL! The same tissue forms all of our naughty (and other) bits, Gautam - 'tis a small thing that leads to an innie in one, and an outtie in the other!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:29 am
As you can see, my knowledge is fairly limited in this area .....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:32 am
I am far too much of a lady to LOOK, Gautam!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 06:32 am
I am far too much of a lady to LOOK, Gautam!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 07:00 am
"Viagra, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
Viagra, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you."

Julie, your cruise director, says: "While using Viagra in Niagara, be sure to first visit the local wineries on the Canadian side, then go to the wax museums and be sure to catch the undulating falls, then the rest is up to you!"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 07:38 am
canada has wineries?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 07:39 am
where do the mere whingers go?
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 08:08 am
Canada has not only wineries but whiners as well.

Fancy me misreading Austrian as Australian. Well, anyway, I knew it wasn't a Brit.

G'day, all.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 1 Aug, 2003 08:18 am
Oh the only way brits cross the channel is by car/ferry and the only reason they cross the channel is to stock up on beer/ciggies !!

Smile
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