Notice the French never swim across the channel? Guess they've got better things to do -- and better places to go.
They take the Chunnel - they're frogs, not sea going fish or petrels!
I am sure French people have swum the channel - especially after falling out of ships, and such!
We got French people falling out of ships???
By when may we expect your first post here from your new domicile, P'Dog?
My life will be meaningless without your cold, wet nose....
Wrong thread, there, rabbit.
I won't be fully moved into the new domicile until the end of the month, at which point I must rush to get officially oriented and tested and injected and inspected and interjected by my new masters, then enlist myself into the tutelage of some of the academic types I've so grown to loathe over the past few years, and then there will be the arduous process of finding the nearest groceries, liquor stores, and dog parks -- in short, I dunno.
I can tell you this, though: my new domicile is made of wood, is the second-oldest domicile I will ever have inhabited, and will mark the first time I've ever lived above somebody without somebody else living above me. STOMP STOMP STOMP -- I plan to enjoy it, along with the SKITTER SKITTER SKITTER of the small padded feet.
Damned clicking doggy nails.
It's MY thread, it can never be wrong!
could it be woven into a nice little easter frock?
Hmmmm - not so sure as I ever actually wear "frocks" as such....
Hmmm. I know a very, very dirty joke that ends in the word "cassock," but, really, it's so dirty I'm embarassed that I even know it, so I shan't share. I think you all would probably think less of me if I did.
Uh-oh, we've gone and inflated the boy's head but good.
"Less" as in "truly sick, perverse, and possibly criminally inclined," so it's not so much about starting out on a hilltop, but rather ending up at the bottom of a chasm.
Really, it's a very twisted joke.
I wouldn't understand it anyway
Tell it, for smeg's sake - can't be worser than my welder joke - but, then, he is already gone! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
You would so understand it, Dys!
