Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did his balls turn blue ? (to bring back the digression to more interesting things)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
What IS it with you men! Why will nobody tell me if blue balls really are BLUE???!!!!!
It is little enough to ask for all the entertainment I slave so hard to bring you all!
INGRATES!
I would guess yes, but he clearly does not have his red wings.
When balls feel the blues (when they have been deprived of sex, whether solo, duel or multiple) we say that the balls have turned blue.
Blue balls or why our testicles turn blue
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You may have noticed a distinct bluish tinge to your testicles after you make out for several hours -- and the deep, most uncomfortable ache that goes along with it.
Actually, it's not your testicles that are blue, it's the skin of the scrotum. When you're aroused, blood flows not only to the penis, but to the entire area.
The longer you stay aroused, the longer the blood stays there. Newer blood is red, but older blood, which has less oxygen, is blue -- and that's why your testicles appear to contain more blue blood than Buckingham Palace.
It's not harmful, so don't run to the emergency room. If it lasts for hours and hours after you've stopped being aroused, though, see a doctor. Or find socks to match.
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It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. - Marge Piercy
Dammit....the secret is out....
Wow! And all along I thought the inkwell story was true.
Back to the skydiver...
Why is it you British are in such a rush to get out of England? First it was swimming, then boats, then the tunnel, now it's skydiving...you're always looking for faster ways to leave the country. What's wrong over there?
(feel like gettin' in trouble today, lalalalala.....!)
Hmm....if you want to get in trouble, it's not a "sky" diver you need, Eva...maybe the Brits have had emuff wif dere wimmins, and seek their true calling, conquering inferior nations, in a completely platonic way, of course.
'Cept, of course, that it was an Aussie, not a Pom, wot made the dive.
Bill W! I love you!
I knew the reason, but not the how, or the colour!
Thank 'ee.
An odd thing to want to know - but it had become frustrating....
Blue balls are frustrating too...
I understand that this is, indeed, so.
Now I have a rabbit half the distance around the world professing her love for me, and so I now possess a set of blue balls with no immediate remedy in sight. Oh, life is so unfair - must think of mud and slop and wrestlers and wimmin and oh god, there they go again - need something else, let me see.................
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