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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 04:31 pm
I have read that the temperature which is optimal for the production of spermatazoa is 85 degrees Fratzenhigler, so they will retract when it is verra, verra cold, and hang loose in the hot weather . . .
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 04:32 pm
unless restricted
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 04:35 pm
that there sounds like a tighty-whitey man talking.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 04:37 pm
always avoid alliteration (and underwear)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 06:34 pm
COMMANDO ALERT!!!
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 08:55 pm
Does Dys just like to hang loose or does he have something against underwear? The women are anxiously awaiting the answer............
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:02 pm
errrrrr, ummmmmmm, i believe the thing is that, well, dys has nothing against underwear, or rather, he has no underwear to have anything against. or so i understand the matter to be.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:29 pm
Hmmm...."cremaster"....Why didn't Sozobe save this word for Balderdash? (Must remember the definition, though...could be altered for something else.)

Dys! You naughty boy! Shocked Rolling Eyes
Is anybody here really surprised, though?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:32 pm
It's one of those words that are famously weird, like antidisestablishmentarianism. I looked it up after reading an article about Matthew Barney a while back:

http://www.cremaster.net/

(Suprised? Hardly.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 03:27 am
Rolling Eyes






















Laughing
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:17 am
looks like the bunny loosened her stays for Friday night.




partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:31 am
BRING ON THE BOOZE !!!

Who wants to dance with me ???????????????/
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 06:43 am
....shuffles paws nervously....."I will"......
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 07:05 am
YIPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE

Join the queue....

Btw, ever done "bhangra" ???
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 07:13 am
No - I gave up naughty drugs ....a little while ago...

What queue?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 07:19 am
He He

The queue of people wanting to dance with me....u r the only one in the queue though !!

Bhangra is a punjabi dance !!! I am pretty good at it - actually, that is the only kind of dance I can dance !
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 07:55 am
Well, lead on...
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 08:01 am
The Bhangra Dance !
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 08:05 am
More Bhangra pics

Traditonally it is a "men" dance - but now everyone does it. U just need a sense of rhythm and plenty of energy !!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 08:30 am
I haven't much energy.....
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