what is this "rhythm" of which you speak? it sounds vaguely naughty. is it a powder you can keep in a little pouch on your belt and snuff from time to time to bring you closer to god and/or orgasm?
(Aside... they just discovered that women can ovulate MORE than once a month. No wonder the rhythm method [don't say "sucks"...] is not very effective.)
(Why am I apologetically "aside"-ing on a Digression?)
peeps that use the rhythm method are called parents.
oh. it must be a balm, then.
walk it off, walk it off.
wok it oeuf*, wok it oeuf.
make an omelet, make an omelet.
* Okay, enough already.
why do the froggys only use one egg for an omelet?
'Cause one egg is un oeuf.
1 egg, 2 pounds of bacon.
2 pounds of bacon, 4 quarts of cream
8 gallons chunder, 16 tyres on the roundabout
16 tyres on the roundabout, 32 times through the square
32 times through the square, 64 glasses of beer
64 glasses of beer, 128 eggs.
and so forth.
STOP IT!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I am going green.
Too much alfalfa in your diet, eh, bunny?
Alfalfa....love it, we call it lucerne. I used to be able to carry a bale of it when I had a horse! And slide down a mud bank on me bum, carrying two full buckets of water, without spilling a drop! (Sounds odd, but it was the only way to get water to my horse in winter- I mean, I would start on my feet, but the clay was too slippery for tha to last long - used to be able to mud-ski round the paddock by holding on to my horse's tail and telling him to trot!)
2 buckets of water
4 pounds of oatmeal
8 pounds of raisins
16 cups of sugar
32 tablespoons of bran
i was hoping the bran would clean ooooout whatever was ailin' you.
more bran, perhaps?
Enough already with the bran! You KNOW I have no troubles in that area! (being the mighty farter I am an' all - 'tis a very healthy sign, that, don't you know...)
