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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:35 am
Imagine what's in the poor box.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:38 am
I like to think outside the box.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:40 am
What a buncha nut cases . . . uhmmm, i guess that would be nutless cases . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:44 am
"Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't" does singing that slogan make one bisexual?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:45 am
No, but living it would . . .
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:46 am
cavfancier wrote:
"Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't" does singing that slogan make one bisexual?


No, but singing "sometime I feel a nut, sometimes I don't" does.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:48 am
Unless of course, you have a problem with your testicles retracting on occasion.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:49 am
My testickles never speak, and thus, have nothing to retract.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:50 am
Yeah, what kind of cheap bastard doesn't spring for a heated pool, anyway?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:52 am
Heh heh, hope we don't get into another "I am Socrates!" "I am Testicles!" diversions...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:54 am
yeah, there's no reason i can see to return to "What's so funny about Bigus Dickus?"

"It's a joke name, sir."

"I have a very good fwiend in Wome named Bigus Dickus."
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:57 am
Bullshit, the both of you hope for no greater consummation . . .


Saint Onan, guide my hand . . .



I'm gonna nuke me a couple a sliders and think about this . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:58 am
On an' on an' on an' on...

-anon.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 09:59 am
Set - u need a saint to guide your hand ????? Shocked
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 10:00 am
In and out and in and out...



Honestly, that's not meant to be dirty. It's part of the refrain from a song about "Mama plays the squeeze box and Daddy never sleeps at night." Nothing dirty about it.
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the prince
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 10:02 am
shake it all about


Honestly, it is not meant to be dirty. It is a part of the hokey kokey song.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 10:03 am
G, look up Onan at a bible reference site . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 10:05 am
I've just closed my eyes again
Climbed aboard the dream weaver train
Driver take away my worries of today
And leave tomorrow behind

(chorus)
Ooh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the night
Ooh dream weaver
I believe we can reach the morning light
Fly me high through the starry skies
Maybe to an astral plane
Cross the highways of fantasy
Help me to forget todays pain

(chorus again)

Though the dawn may be coming soon
There still may be some time
Fly me away to the bright side of the moon
And meet me on the other side
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 10:06 am
Damn hippie.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 10:07 am
C'mon, best tribute to St. Onan ever, despite it's absolute cheese factor....
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