Pool on the other hand was invented by the Roman emperor Brutus Dickus, a secret worshipper of Testicles....rumour has it that the porta-potty was invented by his 'wife' Incontentia Buttocks (apologies to any Monty Python riffs)
Pls Pls dont make me laugh so much - I am much too full (Fri afternoon, sunny - what better way to spend the time than having a lunch by the river and a bottle of chilled white from Napa Valley with friends)
"I had a gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.
That is what one of our work computers used to say (a recording, of course) when you put a floppy in
It is actually the shot of the centurions struggling not to laugh that really gets to me...
Brutus Dickus was Biggus' younger, tougher brother, who was forced to marry Incontinentia Buttocks after Buggus, er, Biggus was killed by an enemy spy, as was the custom at the time, killing enemies and marrying your brother's wife.
So Dickus fancied Buttocks more than Vaginus ?
Vaginus was Incontinentia's sister. She married Iama Lesbia in a secret ritual ceremony.
Ahhh so dildus was a husband in name only for Vaginus !
Yes, I believe that to be true.
Dildus? Where did Dildus come from?
I belive that Vaginus and Lesbia went to a certain kind of shop in the narrow streets of the city to get one.....
I believe that Dildus was the Grandmaster carpenter of the city of Priape.
You're on a roll there, Cav!
have any of these Roman fellas ever found the long-lost Clitoria Invisibilia?
They have been trying I think for quite some time. But they keep getting distracted by the twin sisters... Biggie Boobyias
I believe that the Roman General Dexterous Lickus did find that hidden treasure...
Oh, good. I feared for her sanity if never found again...
This has all the makings of a porn movie set in roman times...
What happened to the General's bf, Nonstopus Blowjobus ?
he was stopped by a Vandal's javelin.
dlowan wrote:Dildus? Where did Dildus come from?
I believe top draw beneath Underwarus
