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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 05:09 pm
I always wear a condom when I'm online, just in case.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 06:12 pm
I wear an oxygen mask.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 10 Jul, 2003 06:18 pm
Anyone who weighs themselves more than once a week is just asking for disappointment...that explains all the grumpy Mericans around, I suppose.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 02:33 am
How DO these threads get to where they do!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 02:44 am
They D-I-G-R-E-S-S

Though I am really feeling srry for pd's computer !! But I am also curious to know what kind ?

Extra thin for enhanced sensation ?
Ribbed for extra pleasure ?
Flavored ?
Extra strong for errr..ummm ?
Petite ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 03:02 am
or just natural?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 03:18 am
Do they still make natural condoms ? Or PD has got some left from the time when I was not born ?
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hiama
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:26 am
Are condoms natural ?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:33 am
Well, aren't they made of rubber?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:35 am
LOL! I grew up in the seventies, and I recall men finding them most unnatural! "Natural" methods were much preferred.

The pill was considered the most "natural" - no unnatural stuff to wear!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:36 am
In those innocent days, we worried terribly about herpes!
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:44 am
Back in the days of abuzz, I used to have a dinosour called herpes - I called him herpes as no matter how hard I tired, he wouldn't heel
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:45 am
Oh btw, has anyone tried flavored condoms ? I got a box as a b'day gift once, and they are still unused - every single one of them......
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:48 am
Hey, I just realized - I have crossed 2000 posts !!!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:48 am
I found flavoured condoms chewier than gummy bears, then I figured out you weren't actually supposed to eat them Laughing A dinosaur named Herpes eh...has G heard of the Greek God Testicles (pron. testicleese of course)?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:56 am
cavfancier wrote:
has G heard of the Greek God Testicles (pron. testicleese of course)?


Laughing I had no idea !!! What does this god do ? Besides errrr..ummm... hanging around ?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 07:59 am
try 'em, G. you'll like 'em.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 08:10 am
Hmm, my research may be foggy, but I believe that Testicles was God of pendulous round objects Laughing Some experts theorize that he may have also invented bowling, shot put and polo. One may never know...historical accounts are indeed sketchy.
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 08:11 am
ehBeth wrote:
try 'em, G. you'll like 'em.


Errr..umm..do u speak from personal experience ??? Wink
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 08:12 am
cavfancier wrote:
Hmm, my research may be foggy, but I believe that Testicles was God of pendulous round objects Laughing Some experts theorize that he may have also invented bowling, shot put and polo. One may never know...historical accounts are indeed sketchy.


How very appropriate Laughing
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