Laughter the best medicine?
If you promise not to tell anyone else, ! will tell you a tragic story!
Part of this bug's (or the antibiotics' effect?) is to cause tummy upset.
Yesterday at work, when the usual lunchtime hilarity was going on, I was being teased unmercifully about my current extra deafness. Somebody made me really laugh, which of course started a really horrible coughing fit, which in turn made me think I was going be sick, and finally got so extreme that it caused me to fart loudly - this, despite my beloved colleagues' rising fear that I was, in fact, about to die, because of how bad the coughing was, caused them to become absolutely hysterical with laughter, which made me both laugh and cough even more - which made me fart again.
I believe someone - (NOT me) - actually wet themselves!
You won't believe it - but right now I have tears rolling down my eyes - I have laughed so much !!!
See, laughter provided an avenue for those horrible trapped gases to leave your body !!! And that horrible liquid to leave the other person's body !!
LOL! That is all very cute, but now it has made me paranoid when I cough when I am with clients!
Were they loud ? The reason I ask is that if they were loud to yr half blocked ears, imagine how loud they would have been to the people arnd you...
Yeah I can imagine it with clients ...
Oh god, I just cannot stop laughing !!!
Damn. Nobody ever farts where I work. Would you come here and help us out, bunny?
(Okay, I do, but it's strictly to keep people from coming into my office unless absolutely necessary.)
So you didn't, like, soil yerself, right?
You people are DISGUSTING!!!!!
And if you knew how often I have to work with encopretic kids you would not treat it so lightly, either!
Seems you brought the subject up, lil' Bunny, an' in view of the crew, you ought to have known . . .
You're also laying a pretty heavy trip on us with that encopresis line--it's not as though we are either responsible, nor able to provide a cure . . . luckily, most here will likely not know what it is, so bad jokes won't pile up quickly on that subject . . .
This line of discussion is certainly a bummer.
You suppose the bunny has finally killed this thread?
ahem...
Gas In My Ass
I was flying first class
Sipping wine from my glass
Listening to some Bluegrass
While admiring a young lass
When I felt a pending blast
And then it happened so fast
I know to you it may seem crass
And that it probably always has
But Alas! Alas!
I have gas in my ass
The smell nothing could surpass
Other passengers felt harassed
The fumes, they were indeed mass
Passengers looked at me and gasped
I was hoping it would soon pass
When I felt another pending blast
This was not just mere gas
This was more massive than the last
I felt like I had no class
Like a homeless person living in an underpass
I can't help what comes from my ass
People were gagging, it was worse than tear gas
The plane landed, passengers exited en masse
I strolled up to a bar and ordered a Bass
Celebrating because Alas! Alas!
I had no more gas in my ass
Dr. Bennie LaPew
these are very funny stories......I'm laughing without constraint. Encopretic, I'm not, but I fear I'll soon fart.......if I keep laughing this hard.
The phrase "like Lola to a potty-talk thread" may soon enter my language...
Now, Patio, there were others who joined in, and do so on a regular basis. But still, it's nice to be associated so intimately to potty talk. And I suppose I must acknowledge that I always seem to have something to say when potty talk is the subject. Hummm, I wonder what that says about my early development. Laugh
She shows leg and she's into potty talk . . . sigh . . .
It's tough to take, isn't it, 'tanta?
Okay, "like Lola and setanta and patiodog and billw and bobsmyth et that latin "al" guy to a potty talk thread...." Doesn't have quite the same music to it, though.
