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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 06:16 am
nah - I KNOW those sounds...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 09:40 am
i'm sure the neighbors -- or, um, neighbours -- would be glad to know you're listening.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 10:32 am
I think Dlowan is showing us a bit of her "dark" side. This is a scary road we're traveling on.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 11:14 am
Hmm, I think it be her medium-gray (or grey) side. Her truly dark side is buried beneath layers of chocolate syrup, potato peelings, and varnish, and hasn't seen the light of day in decades.

When it emerges, it will be quivering and fearful but already equipped with sharp teeth (for the larval appearance is deceptive, and is actually got through reduction), and will swiftly incorporate any prodding finger into its own reeking, bilious mass.


Oh, wait. No, I've got it wrong. This is her dark side.
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BlaiseDaley
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 01:33 pm
I'd never heard of bartholin glands referred to as a bilious mass before... wow.

(Ms. Lowan, I've been doing terrible, terrible things with wonderful style and panache.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 04:08 pm
What? What? Tell us more!!!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 04:09 pm
Oh, re the dark side - it is far more pathetic than dangerous!
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 04:28 pm
Can you actually see over there?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 04:48 pm
See my dark side?

Well - I use mirrors, and itty-bitty book lights and such - I know it, like most dark sides, is fear-based. Ask Craven - he's seen a fair slice of it!

Or do you mean is it daylight over here? It is should have left for work ten minutes ago time!
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 05:51 pm
Itty-bitty book lights and mirrors so one does not look directly into the face of..................
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 05:59 pm
Why am I feeling the urge to mention Caligula for the second time in a month?

(Ask me nicely and tomorrow I'll tell you about Caligula's special mirrors, if you're not perverse enough to already know.)
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 06:04 pm
Your dark side is cuming out!
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 09:16 pm
It's not only the Dlowan's near neighbours who are being disturbed!

I live 2 states away, about 1500 miles, and can hear her coughing and grizzling through the night. Sheeesh!

Head for Norway, Deb. Scandinavia is unbelievably beautiful in summer! (but a bit wet!) - but then, so is Sydney.
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 09:34 pm
I'm in Boston and can still hear her grrrrrrrrrrr!
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BillW
 
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Reply Tue 1 Jul, 2003 11:19 pm
I think she burrows straight through just to grrrrrrrrrr us all!
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 01:51 am
That grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is very throaty !! Probably due to cough ?

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcoughcoughrrrrrrrrrrrr ?????
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 02:32 am
that is right - laugh at the suffering!
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 02:54 am
HAvent u heard ? "Laughter is the best medicine"
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 05:39 am
I knew she'd hear us with those big ears.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Jul, 2003 09:49 am
Nope - big ears still half blocked. READ you.
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