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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Sat 28 Jun, 2003 10:02 pm
gravity; or, your keyboard and mouse hasn't been cleaned since the turn of the century Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 12:31 am
You're supposed to clean those things more than once a century?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 03:58 am
Hang on - my keyboard is only a year old! That answer is crap!
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BillW
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 08:07 am
In a years time I can collect a lot of crap Smile clean my paw nails out more often than that!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 03:12 pm
Yes, but you are, or appear to be, a wolf!

You WALK on those things.
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BillW
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 07:03 pm
Right, okay - that does make sense!
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 08:49 pm
dlowan wrote:
Yes, but you are, or appear to be, a wolf!

You WALK on those things.


Well - you appear to be a rabbit, so doesn't the same logic apply?

Or are you one of those rare upright rabbits? Rolling Eyes
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BillW
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 08:50 pm
dlowan floats Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 29 Jun, 2003 08:52 pm
Actually, i have it on good authority that our Dear Bunny has a common ancestor with Harvey--you know, Jimmy Stewart's friend?

I don't believe, however, that she is any where near six feet tall . . .
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 01:20 am
yeh but she is invisible and likes the odd drink or ten ! ( don't we all )
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 01:56 am
I am, indeed, a rare upright Bunny.


....or rarebit, as you will....









groooooooooooooan
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 01:57 am
Harveyesque, I am....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 04:15 am
In South Australia I was born
Heave away, haul away
In South Australia, 'round Cape Horn
We're bound for South Australia . . .



An' effen ye lived with Margo, ye'd be a New South Welsh rarebit . . .

double groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 04:40 am
Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 06:21 am
Ahem...GROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!

Hiama - which aspect of reality have you triumphed over?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 06:22 am
Has anyone seen Craven?

he seems to MIA, or something....
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hiama
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 07:10 am
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 07:18 am
nemmind...I found him - he is alive...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 07:21 am
I have a question!

Why does a cough, which has left you alone for a few hours, always get worse again just as you decide to go to bed?
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mac11
 
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Reply Mon 30 Jun, 2003 07:24 am
Because you're a tired bunny!
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