gravity; or, your keyboard and mouse hasn't been cleaned since the turn of the century
You're supposed to clean those things more than once a century?
Hang on - my keyboard is only a year old! That answer is crap!
In a years time I can collect a lot of crap

clean my paw nails out more often than that!
Yes, but you are, or appear to be, a wolf!
You WALK on those things.
Right, okay - that does make sense!
Actually, i have it on good authority that our Dear Bunny has a common ancestor with Harvey--you know, Jimmy Stewart's friend?
I don't believe, however, that she is any where near six feet tall . . .
yeh but she is invisible and likes the odd drink or ten ! ( don't we all )
I am, indeed, a rare upright Bunny.
....or rarebit, as you will....
groooooooooooooan
In South Australia I was born
Heave away, haul away
In South Australia, 'round Cape Horn
We're bound for South Australia . . .
An' effen ye lived with Margo, ye'd be a New South Welsh rarebit . . .
double groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn
Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
Ahem...GROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!
Hiama - which aspect of reality have you triumphed over?
Has anyone seen Craven?
he seems to MIA, or something....
"In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me.
nemmind...I found him - he is alive...
I have a question!
Why does a cough, which has left you alone for a few hours, always get worse again just as you decide to go to bed?
Because you're a tired bunny!