No, no, no littlek - it is just fine, I jest and it is ask the madam questions. We usually just ask which girls she has available or get a good
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
out of her
I know I know - thanks for the hug. But, really, I was lazy. I wanted to find a deb thread - specifically the one where she rambles on (grin) about sad stories and life experiences.
RAMBLES?!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
How about this one 'k?
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7192
Australian Prime Minister "Almost a Texan"?
Sounds pretty spot on.
spot on luv - smegging good on you!
Yeah - but 'k ain't seen it!
I better be careful on these threads, I'm almost becoming Oz like in me speech patterns, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Where? You sound Brit to me - "Spot on luv" is waaaaay Brit!
Gawd, like I'm suppose to know!!!!
Well, what DO you know then?
Got a minute, well make that 30 seconds or so
When I was a lad of three-foot-three
Certain questions occurred to me,
So I asked me father quite seriously
To tell me the story 'bout the bird and bee.
He stammered and he stuttered pathetically
And this is what he said to me.
He said, "The woman piaba and the man piaba
and the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass,
The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm,
And the famous grandy scratch scratch.
It was clear as mud but it covered the ground
And the confusion made the brain go 'round.
I went and ask a good friend of mine,
Known to the world as Albert Einstein.
He said "Son, from the beginning of time and creativity
There existed the force of relativity
Pi r square and a minus ten means a routine only when
The solar system in one light year
Make the Hayden planetarium disappear
So if Mt Everest doesn't move
I am positive that it will prove
That the woman piaba and the man piaba
And the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass,
The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm,
And the famous grandy scratch scratch.
It was clear as mud but it covered the ground
And the confusion made the brain go 'round.
I grabbed a boat and went abroad
In Baden Baden asked Sigmund Freud
He said "Son, from your sad face remove the grouch
Put the body down up on the couch
I can see from your frustration a neurotic sublimation
Hey love and hate is psychosomatic
Your Rorsach shows that you're a peri pathetic
It all started with a broken sibling
In the words of the famous Rudyard Kipling
That the woman piaba and the man piaba
And the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass,
The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm,
And the famous grandy scratch scratch.
Well I traveled far and I traveled wide
And I don't even have me self a bride
All the great men upon this earth
Have confused me since my birth
I've been over land and been over sea
Trying to find answer 'bout the bird and bee
But now that I am ninety three
I don't give a darn you see
If the woman piaba and the man piaba
And the Ton Ton call baka lemon grass,
The lily root, gully root, belly root uhmm,
And the famous grandy scratch scratch.
Love it!
Who wrote it?
Got a recording that can be accessed through the net?
Man Piaba. Words and Music by : Harry Belafonte and Jack K. Rollins
I'm not familar with getting music off the internet :sad: good luck!
Maybe I should ask Auntie Lowan?
I think she would advise me to employ a search engine...
That's because Auntie Lowan is brillant, I would follow her advice
you fool....you poor, poor fool
What I want to know is how, without doing anything in particular with my hands, my fingernails become dirty?
