Beware . . . listen for the sound of an angrily stamped paw . . . then run for it ! ! !
Pants ? At this time of the night ?
Sheeeeees Baaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With pants !!
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i shall be going to bed soon.....
fascinating stuff, this, isn't it?
Sleep well, oh thou Cunningest of Coneys . . .
Ain't in bed yet, but thankee.
Might I compose your evening prayer? To be voiced aloud, while kneeling.
"Hey, Big Fella. Haven't talked to you for a while, true. But, like, you've got all those drops of rain to be worrying about and I don't just drop to my knees when someone has his attention elsewhere. So, listen up this time. You're screwing up all over the place. Game shows are crooked, my clutch is going, maidenhood is in grave disrepute, George Bush is King, the latest edition of the St. James has typos, and there are parts of me that used to reach up to you but have now quit even trying. We need a sign! Something. Anything. Let us know you care! The forest used to be a nice place...the lazy buzz of honey bees, the rustle of grouse in the lush undergrowth, the evocative smell of bear **** in the summer sun, the constant begetting. When I wake up tomorrow, I wanna see an acknowledgement that you've heard even one damned thing I've said. This is what I'll watch for...if the toilet water turns the other way, you're real - if it doesn't, that's it - NO MORE KNEELING.
LOL!
I think my god, if I ever decide to have one, shall be visualized as female - for corrective purposes.
The KING JAMES has TYPOS!
The world is going to hell in a hand-basket!
He who kneels before the toilet
Prayeth not to gut
But to Bayer
A fine prayer, though, Blatham. Let me know how it turns out (since I can never remember which way the water's supposed to spin anyway. Is it anti-clockwise where we are? If deb reports back that it's clockwise, has the prayer been answered?)
Blatham,
You really think he has time to listen to a nice guy like you when there's all this static , by the way the water goes the way I tell it !
Is the bunny going to bed with pants?
equator - the dude that steps in and says, "Okay, calm down everyone, we can work this out. Youse guys get your toilet water turning one way, and youse guys get it the other way. Move along now, nothing more to see here."
Almighty blatham, coming to a theater near you soon!
I'll take two tickets please, is alcohol being served-I hope
I hope that I am being served alcohol. I shall never live in service to it!
