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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 10:37 am
Here? 2.05 am Friday.

I know - but I slept when I got home - I was very tired - just getting sleepy again now!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 10:37 am
I just wrote a biggish post elsewhere.....
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 10:38 am
Seemed like it might be past your bedtime...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 10:41 am
'Tis. Well - not past when I LIKE to go to bed, but way past when I SHOULD go to bed.
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mac11
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 10:43 am
...I understand precisely... Cool
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 10:55 am
But, that's no excuse - get to bed and asleep right now young lady!!! Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 03:52 pm
I had.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 03:52 pm
Good morning.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 03:52 pm
HELLO from Budapest, getting ready for bed myself. have you all been good while i was chasing members of parliament in central europe? auntie lowan, why are they such morrons?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 03:53 pm
Um, because Crete was full?

(okay, a little obscure, perhaps...)
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 03:56 pm
Because we are horny Spainards?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 03:59 pm
What makes you call them morons, Dagglepuss?

Mornin' all.

I have twice dreamed, over the last two nights, that it was Friday night.

My only solace is that, now, next time I go to sleep, it will be.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:02 pm
What if you fall asleep in your morning tea?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:03 pm
I won't.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:04 pm
Well, she's so sweet, she'd just dissolve in it!

(I'm trying out a new happy-and-nice construct. Let's see how it plays out...)
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:06 pm
http://www.tuxandbunny.com/images/tshirts/mug.jpg
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:16 pm
BillW that's great. This could be a new career for you.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:18 pm
PD - give up on it!

That photo would neatly sum up what I would LIKE to do right now!

But, you know, this wishing away your life thing ain't good - like - "Oh, I wish it were friday!"

I don't think I did that when I was waitressing and stuff - but, all that study to get the job I wanted - all that experience and further study to get the EXACT job I wanted - GOT the job I wanted - with the best team of people you could imagine - now I wish every day I didn't have to get up and go and do it!

I am sure if I were a wiser woman I would be able to stick with all my beliefs and stop this - but - oh god I wish it were Friday NIGHT now!!!!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:25 pm
I think you are suffering guilt. You are psychically stained in some way. I think this great burden would be lifted if you would pay off my creditors for me. That'd be good. I'll even buy you a beer, which you won't drink and will give back to me, and I will drink it, and, some time later, I will have to urinate, and I will do so in the proper receptacle, sending bits of me and my hormones and some ethanal skittering out to sea to confuse the little fishies there.

In some watersheds, so much birth-control stuff has been pissed into the water that the fish are having trouble reproducing. So very sad. The Pope of those Fish must be Pissed (that's angry, not drunk).
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:29 pm
Both pissed "off" and pissed "on" - sounds like us woe begotten sots also. Life is just a big fish bowl!
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