kitchenpete wrote:
I've always used the line "it doesn't matter if I'm liked, as long as I'm feared" about auditing/investigation work.
KP
Oh mate, can't do that - as I have to go back in the business after my stint in audit is over - so can't afford to make any enemies....
Cav, food for an audit....hmmmm.....I will have to think abt this...
But meanwhile, here are some good auditor jokes..
Q. Why did he become an auditor ?
A. He did not have enuff charisma to be an undertaker
Q. Define auditor
A. One who comes after the battle and kills all the wounded
Q. What is an auditors idea of wicked fun
A. Go out in town and gang audit someone
Comprehending Auditors - Take Three
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the Auditor, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Q. What does an auditor use for birth control?
A. His personality.
