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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
BillW
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
She woke up again!
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Are jackalopes hornier than other wabbits?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
You think yer way, an' i'll think mine . . .

Ain't very much digressin' goin' on here, ya know, CC, what with all the erudite disquisitions on lapine species and behavior an' all. 'Spose we could get off topic again?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Pssssst, Setanta - I think Gus was being funny, too...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 03:47 pm
Yaaaaaaaawn.

Damned real world.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 03:51 pm
What's so real about it?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 03:56 pm
I am a fish, I am an island....
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:00 pm
Make up your mind cav, you can't both Question Question Cool
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:04 pm
Could be a really big fish, with palm trees on his back...

What is real about it? Have to get up, wash me hair, go to work, see new, evil, returned from the defunct boss....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:04 pm
And a fish feels no pain, and an island never crys . . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:04 pm
Heh heh, just trying to be "unreal"
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:05 pm
Oh, I get it - a sand shark Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:07 pm
You wanna see crying? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:09 pm
I thought Cav was "morphing" a Simon & Garfunkle tune:

I am a rock
I am an island . . .

. . . and a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:10 pm
Yeah, that too...land shark, perhaps? Or was that a candygram....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:18 pm
My buddy n I got thorough baked on both gold and red Columbian, and went to see the premiere of Jaws in our area. We were either laughing or screaming all the way through the movie (a matinée)--people got up an moved away from us . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:22 pm
I remember walking into the Vatican with the sun blazing outside and the place was pulsating a bit and there were a bunch of boys' choirs singing different pieces in different bits of the place and I just kind of started laughing and bobbing around and grinning and laughing some more.



I don't remember any sharks, though.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:27 pm
Went to a show in Colorado Springs while still in the Army. We'd take cigarettes and fill the last inch or so with potent smokable. Fire one up and everyone would start looking around, when the manager came down - we were just puffing on cigarettes. Of course, this was way back when smoking in theaters was ok.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:30 pm
What on earth brought this on?

if anyone says "cool, man", I attack....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:31 pm
Whoa . . . Dude . . . chill . . . 'k?
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