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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
I will also mention that the french word for an otherwise nondescript conifer is "pin" . . . and that's "le pin" . . . which is to say masculine . . . i was tempted to make an unkind remark related to pins and pinheads . . . but my anal-retentive nature got the better of me--the word is pronounced more like the english word "pan" . . .

Ah, mon cul blessé, qu'il y a tants des cons ici . . .
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Just the mere mention of alcohol....

Tsk Tsk
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
gus

Setanta is Irish. In the event of any imminent attack, you have three simple options: yell out "Free whiskey over there!", invoke Christian guilt, or suggest that you've recently received your paycheck and might have an extra ten to loan.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Speaking of eloping, I understand that setanta will be running away with some mac and cheese. Cavfancier, do you know anything about this rumour? http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/cool_shades.gif
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
I would think that getting its horns down its burrow would happen after the jackaloped.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Welcome back to the real world little bunny - and sleep tight! Smile
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Setanta, isn't asking me that question a bit like me asking you if you're any relation to Santana? I appreciate your inquisitive nature regarding the kinship of the bretheren on this site, but, to answer your question, no... I am not related to the aforementioned Milo Braumergeiger or whatever his, her, or its name was. Thanks for asking.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Hey Gus, you any relation to Milo Hatzenbeuhler?

We couldn't start the tractor
It's the alternator
Or the generator . . .


One of my favorite Mennonite Rockers . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
I think I might add "Find All Posts by gustavratzenhofer" to my favorites folder. Let me mull this over for a bit...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
I am so relieved to hear that Dlowan doesn't egage in the dropping-reingestion process that I just pumped my fist in the air and shouted, "Hurrah!"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Whew!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
The wild jackalope lives by that ancient credo:

Neither a burrower nor lender be . . .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
I am sooooo too tired to keep up!

Hey - today was my first "normal" day since I got sick! Full day's work - no sleeping when I got home - yay!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
read back, li'l rabbit. trix are for kids.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
(Psssst, Gus, it was asked for humorous purposes only . . . )
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
The smell turns her into a jackaloupe - she gets horny!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Aha! I knew it! I've always suspected that Dlowan was a pretty sharp rabbit and capable of sifting through the subtleties in banter and discerning what is anger and what is harmless tomfoolery.

Pssst. Thanks for defending me, Dlowan. I think Setanta was ready to attack.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
No, no - I wonder what Patio meant.

Bed time for me!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Hmm, ehBeth, these days, I must insist on being paid for my cooking, but if Set brings the booze, we could possibly strike a deal, provided it's only fancy mac and cheese, and maybe a salad. Smile
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Diane
 
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Reply Wed 11 Jun, 2003 06:00 pm
Or are the hunters of jackalopes hornier than others of their species?
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