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An "Ask Auntie Lowan" Digression.

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:32 pm
I had a friend who went to an early screening of - you know, that possession film - starred Linda Blair...the original - "The Exorcist" - tripping.

He laughed so loudly, he cleared the theatre.

People are strange, when you act strangely...
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:34 pm
over her shoes?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:36 pm
When social talking animals gather and attempt to be social, even in a virtual environment, they tend to look for experiences that may be common to all of them, and they share their own variations of these. We're dogs, we found something for a moment.

A rabbit, however, is incline to lower its head and look fearfully for any movement that might indicate peril, and has little time for extended social intercourse. It is this frightened and hyper-businesslike approach which leads to their alarming fecundity.

Dude.



There was a theater -- actually a converted hangar -- in Capitola, CA that allowed smoking as recently as 1993. That was its only draw -- the picture, sound, and seating were horrible. Definitely a no-no now.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:37 pm
See, it's that timing thing...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:38 pm
What?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:40 pm
Responses too far from home, left out in the cold, with nary a rabbit to eat...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:41 pm
Isn't all intercourse social? I know not all is extended....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:43 pm
Good grief...not all intercourse is social - some is antisocial.
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bobsmyth
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:43 pm
Not all bunnies are like that. I saw a dog take off after a rabbit that didn't run. As the dog closed the rabbit leaped in the air and in midair brought its hind legs forward and hit him right on the snout. Stopped him dead in his tracks and he gave it up as a bad idea. Bunny just continued its grazing.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:43 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Isn't all intercourse social? I know not all is extended....



Speaker fer yerself, Tiny Tim . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:43 pm
Some is antisocial, unfortunately.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:45 pm
That damned cyclops/pyramidy thing is picking on Australia again...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:46 pm
I am THAT kind of Bunny!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:46 pm
Aneoit Coeptus (anybody know how to spell this?)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:50 pm
T H I S.

Next.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:51 pm
Why is the dollar bothering Oztralia?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:53 pm
'Tain't dollar - 'tis that damned Craven.

One of these days he will realise he is not just teasing me, he is stirring up a whole continent...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:53 pm
Oh, and that pyramid thingy is a Masonic symbol, with a slogan (the spelling of which i've butchered up above) at the top which means "He has favored this undertaking," and below, Novus Ordum Seclorum, "New Order of the Ages" . . . them ol' boys back in the day was verra verra strange . . .

(Edited to acknowledge my previous display of thickness--i'd blame it on the drugs, but that's too obvious . . .)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:55 pm
Oh, I knew what you meant - but THAT pyramid does not have a dopy smile....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 12 Jun, 2003 04:57 pm
Yes, that is a completely regusting characteristic of his latest fling with pictoral oddity . . .
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