@margo,
Nah to that, too, Margo. No doubt I'm guilty, but this may be the first time I've been accused of having a conscience.
What I
have got is a horde of neighbourhood kids making all sorts of racket every night until the wee hours. Still a month to go before school takes up again and they'll have to bed down early in order to be up by six o'clock. At present they reckon to sleep in til noon so they'll be in good form for screaming and shouting and letting off fireworks as soon as I've hit the sack.
But what the little blighters didn't reckon on was me. As soon as I see their folks head off to work, I go around and lean on their doorbells until I can tell I've roused them. It's especially gratifying when they've got dogs in the house.