@ossobuco,
Like I said, osso, having a Mac (new or otherwise) you're out of luck from this quarter (or dime) because I've never even sat down in front of one. Well, I did hold an iPad once, but it couldn't have been of less use to me had it been a ouija board with a broken spirit. Dang thing didn't even have a mouse!
So I'm sorry, but that's the way the cookies crumble, which in actual fact is all you wanted in the first instance.