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What made you smile today?

 
 
Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 05:42 pm
OGIONIK wrote:
rainkeeper wrote:
The World's Fastest Indian

Yeah it made me smile! Seriously, I thought it was a pretty damn good movie.

OGIONIK---You still ogling that girl! Razz


ITS NOT MY FAULT, when i checkout her eyes are just staring at me, like more than ive noticed from a girl in years.

i hate it i wanna talk to her but im scared. i cant lie.


Psyche yourself into it.

Think of why you're scared...because if you ask her out, she...might...say....no....

Big deal. The reason us guys don't go and take the next step is because we're telling ourselves something negative will happen. But if you think of it, that "negative" is nothing but a positive...at the very least it's a lesson.

Think of it as a practice round. And if you come across confident enough, maybe she'll give you her email or phone number.

Come up with some stupid script to follow, tell her you need a female opinion on something, follow into a short conversation, tell her she seems like she may make an interesting friend, then ask for her email.

Dammit, I need to get myself back into the zone. I went through a stretch where phone numbers were pouring in....ok, I got three last weekend, but other than that, I haven't been doing as much approaching as I should be.
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 05:51 pm
im scared she'll say yes, i really have a fear of pleasure its terrible.
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OGIONIK
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 05:55 pm
Today i asked if she was persian, i mean duh i already knew , and she asked how i knew, i didnt really know what to say i was just like "umm, my best friiend in middle school was from iraq and she had family from afghanistan so i just got to mee alot of people from that area"

in reality i shoulda said "DUH IM AN EXPET ON WIMMINZ"
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 05:58 pm
yes, you could have said that. you'd save her some time, she could have walked away right then and there and neve looked back.

whatever you do, don't talk to her the way you do on some of the thread here.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 06:16 pm
Seeing some of Charles Darwin's notebooks today was wonderful.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 06:17 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
yes, you could have said that. you'd save her some time, she could have walked away right then and there and neve looked back.

whatever you do, don't talk to her the way you do on some of the thread here.


Haha, nice.

The only way to pull off "because I'm on expert on women," would mean you would have to come across 100% as joking.

SCREW THE MOTORCYCLE! That shouldn't be why I'm psyched today.

Going to Turkey for vacation next month....hanging with a former Prime Minister's son....ok, not that...but got hooked up with plane tickets(going with a friend of mine), for THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS EACH(plus fees, maybe 200?)!

How sick is this?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 06:19 pm
OGIONIK wrote:
Today i asked if she was persian, i mean duh i already knew , and she asked how i knew, i didnt really know what to say i was just like "umm, my best friiend in middle school was from iraq and she had family from afghanistan so i just got to mee alot of people from that area"

in reality i shoulda said "DUH IM AN EXPET ON WIMMINZ"


In reality, the more you "umm..." and have nothing to say, the less and less she'll want to talk to you. Gotta think fast & move faster.
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 08:58 pm
Four guys on Harleys pulled into my parking lot this afternoon. They dismounted and talked amongst themselves. One of them came in my store and said that they were from out of town and wanted to visit a friend in the hospital next door, but the hospital garage says "no motorcycles." Could they park in our lot for an hour or so? My manager said it would be okay. So for a time there were these four fantastic looking machines there and every customer commented on them.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 11:16 pm
well, slappy, if you're keeping count of that sort of a thing, i'm a daughter of a former minister of information... not that it really matters in a tiny country that czechoslovakia was, but it might look good in your books.
so how abut that game tonight?
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rainkeeper
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2008 11:28 pm
I just watched this funny commercial:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CmSCh5ZkMqk

Those bikes you saw even look good in my imagination.
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Black tulip
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 03:21 am
Well I didn't know we were trying to score points here. My husband translated for Schroder (German MP). He also translated technical info for Michael Schumaker's clothing and accessories. Does that count? Me on the other hand, nope not much! XX Very Happy
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 07:49 am
dagmaraka wrote:
well, slappy, if you're keeping count of that sort of a thing, i'm a daughter of a former minister of information... not that it really matters in a tiny country that czechoslovakia was, but it might look good in your books.
so how abut that game tonight?


Yup, I'm keeping count, since from what I've heard I'll probably appear in some pictures taken by Turkish paparazzi. Gotta get my "Muslims are pu$$ies" t-shirt ready.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 09:01 am
Or "Jihad is for girly men" in Arabic.
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alex240101
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 09:25 am
Slappy Doo Hoo-Beautiful bike. I use to have a seventy seven Kawi. Six fifty, four carb., krakor factory headers. I can still hear it. The key phrase..."use to". This year I have the bike itch very bad. I even went out one day for the sole purpose to buy a bike. Common sense prevailed, and I'm patiently waiting, searching.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 09:26 am
The neighbor I can see while sitting at my computer is having a pig-roast! Right in the heart of Cambridge. He is a single dad of two teens who's mom lives with them. Mom's from Greece. His girlfriend is there as well as a guy I've never seen before. He's looking board at the spit crank, poor guy. And he's kind of cute. Might have to walk by.....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 09:49 am
alex240101 wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo-Beautiful bike. I use to have a seventy seven Kawi. Six fifty, four carb., krakor factory headers. I can still hear it. The key phrase..."use to". This year I have the bike itch very bad. I even went out one day for the sole purpose to buy a bike. Common sense prevailed, and I'm patiently waiting, searching.


Get one! Which bikes are you considering?

Just don't go too powerful if it's been a while...

Littlek, unbutton that top button and get your ass over there. And when it's all over, make me some pulled pork, WOMAN!
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 10:18 am
Me and Dasha discussed the lad, not really all that cute.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 10:26 am
littlek wrote:
Me and Dasha discussed the lad, not really all that cute.
some roasted pig and a few pacifico beers and he will get cuter.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 10:28 am
Yes, it was a lengthy scientific debate in a comparative framework.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2008 10:29 am
dyslexia wrote:
littlek wrote:
Me and Dasha discussed the lad, not really all that cute.
some roasted pig and a few pacifico beers and he will get cuter.


Damn you. I read her response, I go to type, "nothing a few beers won't fix," then you go and ruin it.
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