My fiance just got to get on WEBCAM for the first time in a year!!!! Oh my gosh, I almost forgot how handsome he was to me. (sigh)
Last time he got on was when he just got to Kuwait.
Now he's there again preparing to return home in 10-18 days.
I'm the happiest female!!!
Nothing, find it difficult to find everyday things that make me smile.
Cheers msolga, that made me smile.
The dream I had last night made me smile this morning!
Remembering a silly joke...
What did the snail say riding on the turtle's back?
(Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!)
Now, my Fiance said he may be home a day earlier than his "early date."
I'm sitting here laughing due to the roller coaster of emotions I've gone through. I know not to have any expectations when the military gives you a date; however, when you've got to pick your soldier up from the airport.... you are left with no choice but to believe each new date they give you.
This post made my day today. Couldn't stop laughing!
bobsmythhawk wrote:How To Annoy the Person In The Bathroom Stall Next to You.
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
16. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
Finding out that a dear friend is pregnant.
...finding out that I wasn't responsible...
errr toe-headed?
is that weirder that tow-headed?
and where's handsome George?
oops, ehBeth. I'm always mixin' up them words. George starred on a general thread. I'll have to find it for you.
cuz ya know, i'm having visions of nimh with, ya know, toes comin' out of his head
he's like, weird, eh, but not that weird :wink:
Well, ehBeth "tow-headed" conjures up a picture of a big truck with a little nimh being dragged behind. Here's the link, but you'll have to find George and son yourself. Looooooooong thread:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1170800&highlight=#1170800
Toe-headed? I'm toe-headed?
Thats kinda cool. I think ...
But, like, where? Where and when was, I mean, is I toe-headed?
(And I've so purposefully shirked from posting any pic of myself, so you all would never find out the horrible secret that is my toe-headed ... <frowns> ... head!)
Its all blue potatoes to me ...
Sign me confused (and toe-headed) nimh
The star-nosed mole is kind of finger-headed. That's what I thought of when I read toe-headed.
Toe-headed nimh looked cute but where's GROWN UP (foot-headed?) nimh??
I add every one of you to my Brat Brigade thread, but it's locked and I don't have the key.
tow (v.)
"pull with a rope," O.E. togian "to drag, pull," from P.Gmc. *tugojanan (cf. O.E. teon "to draw," O.Fris. togia "to pull about," O.N. toga, O.H.G. zogon, Ger. ziehen "to draw, pull, drag"), from PIE base *deuk- "to pull, draw" (cf. L. ducere "to lead;" see duke). The noun meaning "act or fact of being towed" is recorded from 1622. Towaway, in ref. to parking zones, is recorded from 1956.
tow (n.)
"coarse, broken fibers of flax, hemp, etc.," 1377, probably from O.E. tow- "spinning" (in towlic "fit for spinning"), perhaps cognate with Gothic taujan "to do, make," M.Du. touwen "to knit, weave." Tow-head, in ref. to tousled blond hair, is recorded from 1830.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I know where there's a pic of the grown-up toehead
Now where's that pic of the hamburger clan that I was gonna post?
