LOL.........Jonathon...........I saw what you did....
Perchance le pot du chocolatte?
Lola, what do you know about this woman Jane who is mentioned in this story?
She sounds pretty loose.
Joe Nation wrote:Perchance le pot du chocolatte?
Chocolate Pot? I didn't know there were different flavors, but count me in for some of that stuff!
Quote:Lola, what do you know about this woman Jane who is mentioned in this story?
She sounds pretty loose.
Jane? loose?????????????????? No, Gus, I think she's just double jointed.
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Lola, what do you know about this woman Jane who is mentioned in this story? She sounds pretty loose.
Well, HEL-f*cking-LO! Lookee here, A2K's
lost son! Do you know how much trouble you've caused us young man, just up and disappearing like that! Your mother has had conniptions!
yeah, Gus.........where have you been? Are you ok?
Oh My Gawd !!!! That must have been some evening to remember !!!
A typical bollywood movie !! Emotions, music, humor, drama, singing, food !!!!
Frank !! Are you feeling okay now ???
Was it the paramedics who revived you or did you get the kiss of life from the lovely women with you ???
First of all...I like Jonathan's story best. And I intend to steal it and use it with my golfing buddies this morning. The shiner is a fvckin' beaut...and I ain't using no "I fell out" story with these guys or I'm gonna lose a bunch of money today.
I am fine. Fact is, my face is not the big pain. I must have gotten a calf cramp (charley horse) while unconscious...and my left calf feels like the end of the world.
For what it is worth...my memories of Thursday night are all positive. I honestly do not remember anything after walking out the door of the restaurant. I must have keeled over almost immediately...and any "revival" and talking that I did...I did while my mind was out to lunch. I remember NONE of that.
I apparently did come to for a few seconds while in the ambulance...because I do remember a very large black guy taping something to my arm...but I went back to lala land immediately.
Feel great today...except for a bit of pain in the calf and the eye....but great moments have their cost.
By the by...doing this is a great way to avoid dealing with the check. I am assuming Joe took care of my part...and I'll straighten things out with him. (Soon as my ship comes in...which is the Titanic!) :wink:
When he called me this morning...I apologized to Bernie...who immediately said this was a highlight he wouldn't have missed for the world...and he could not thank me enough for giving him the opportunity to work me over with no return fire.
I'm sure this issue will come up for a long time to come. C'est la vie!
Uh, about the check, Frank, uh, yeah, you're right and you probably remember the three bottles of champagne? (man, were they dusty -LaFette '54, Jean Claude was crying as he popped those corks -something about the last of an age or something) Anyway, it turns when he said they FiftyFive Fifty each (remember we said that sounded a little cheap?) he meant FiftyFive Hundred and Fifty, so there's that.
Oh, and the burned part on the bar, the crack in the glass of the front door and the owner's chipped tooth. I had enough cash on me to take care of the sidepanel of that BMW, cripes, you'd think that an Arab prince would have had his car puked on before, but no, this guy has to act like it's the first time he's ever had it happen. Maybe because he had the window open, I don't know. Oh, and there was the cover charge to the fine members of our local gandarmes to cover the "pot du chocolatte."
All tolled, well so far, there is no total, they said they's be in touch. Actually we never got to have our triple order of Flaming Phantasma of Wild Chocolate Dreams so I'm going to ask them to take it off the bill, or you could ask them. I gave them your name on the IOU with your address, Apisa is spelled with two a's, right?
Joe
Note to fellow Boston-area A2Kers:
Ain't nobody gonna bother to come visit us no more!
Frank - go and get that left calf checked ASAP. Weekend clinic. Whatever. Get it checked.
Joe Nation wrote:Uh, about the check, Frank, uh, yeah, you're right and you probably remember the three bottles of champagne? (man, were they dusty -LaFette '54, Jean Claude was crying as he popped those corks -something about the last of an age or something) Anyway, it turns when he said they FiftyFive Fifty each (remember we said that sounded a little cheap?) he meant FiftyFive Hundred and Fifty, so there's that.
Oh, and the burned part on the bar, the crack in the glass of the front door and the owner's chipped tooth. I had enough cash on me to take care of the sidepanel of that BMW, cripes, you'd think that an Arab prince would have had his car puked on before, but no, this guy has to act like it's the first time he's ever had it happen. Maybe because he had the window open, I don't know. Oh, and there was the cover charge to the fine members of our local gandarmes to cover the "pot du chocolatte."
All tolled, well so far, there is no total, they said they's be in touch. Actually we never got to have our triple order of Flaming Phantasma of Wild Chocolate Dreams so I'm going to ask them to take it off the bill, or you could ask them. I gave them your name on the IOU with your address, Apisa is spelled with two a's, right?
Joe
Another gem! I needed a good laugh. Did ya ever think of writing comedy instead of running that seedy go-go bar?
DVT?
You mean the DTs
or check his BVDs
whatzup DVT?
Ok, I'm after him on the other thread, you're after him here, but Frankie, you need to talk with your internist about this.
And I'd if Bethie is thinking DVT, I'd listen to her.
Oh my, dear Frank, I am so sorry ... does this mean you have to change your avatar? I love that picture man, spare me?
Hope you feel better, and do listen to these people telling you to have your calf checked out!
Love yah man!
dlowan wrote:You thinkin' DVT???
<nodding>
Take blinkin' good care of yourself, Frank.
