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I have decided to jump naked into the wilderness.

 
 
paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 05:45 pm
kickycan wrote:
Of course. I'm just saying, he isn't going to.


Why? Give us your reasoning, silly boy.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 05:56 pm
He probably died on impact. He had said the pilot would circle around once, but that wouldn't tell us anything now would it? Now, why not just let him RIP!
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 06:07 pm
Bill, we need closure.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 10:08 pm
yeh , hes startin to smell
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 10:22 pm
Has A2K ever held a virtual funeral?
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willow tl
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 10:46 pm
http://www.flowers-stirling.co.uk/coffinspray1lg.jpg

I thought this might be a nice simple coffin..any other suggestions?
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msolga
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 10:50 pm
Nah .... I think Gus would like to be cremated ... & sprinkled on his swamp.

But isn't it a wee bit early to be talking funerals?
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 17 Oct, 2004 11:30 pm
The motto here at Cassidy's Funeral Home is: "It's never too early...to plan ahead."

Don't let your loved ones suffer because of poor planning, here at Cassidy's we do it all.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 03:22 am
kickycan wrote:
Of course. I'm just saying, he isn't going to.


Do you know something we do not?

Bloody fess up if you do!!!
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 03:57 am
Hey, I hate to be crass, although it seems it always falls to me to be the one, but if Gus is dead, how am I going to get back the "toys" I lent to him.
Did he mention to anyone the collection of cuffs and whips and creams? Halloween is coming up fast and well, I want to be prepared.

(Actually, I much prefer preparing someone else, but some years you gotta take what you can get.)

I was going to go over to the swamp but when I looked for my ammo box it was gone and I'm not going without that Ol'Betsy has a full stomach.

Off to breakfast

Joe
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 09:45 am
"This is a time of Independance!
for all the munchkins and their Descendants!"...

The Witch/Warlock is not dead.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 09:52 am
Joe Nation wrote:
Hey, I hate to be crass, although it seems it always falls to me to be the one, but if Gus is dead, how am I going to get back the "toys" I lent to him.
Did he mention to anyone the collection of cuffs and whips and creams? Halloween is coming up fast and well, I want to be prepared.

(Actually, I much prefer preparing someone else, but some years you gotta take what you can get.)

I was going to go over to the swamp but when I looked for my ammo box it was gone and I'm not going without that Ol'Betsy has a full stomach.

Off to breakfast

do you really want those toys back now that they're probably so badly stained? Shocked

Joe
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 06:45 pm
I would just like to have ONE thread on A2K that doesn't end in a funeral, lost sex toys and me chloroformed again! Is it too much to ask!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:19 pm
dlowan wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Of course. I'm just saying, he isn't going to.


Do you know something we do not?


Yes. Isn't it obvious?
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panzade
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:22 pm
Nothing is obvious with you Kicky
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:26 pm
kicky please do tell what you know that we dont
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:30 pm
Mr Stillwater: I don't think we've heard about the chloroform. What does it do and and how do we go about getting some of it? Thanks.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 07:34 pm
Bear: they was stained when I loaned em out.

Kicky... you got some inside skivvy you want to dish?


Joe
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2004 08:27 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
and me chloroformed again! Is it too much to ask!!


Mr. Stillwater

You were about to shoot me, I had no choice.......Was it good for you too Laughing
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2004 06:57 pm
Still no Ratzenhofer, eh? Well, I guess you know what that means! That's right… it's tribute time! Or was that... um... protest time? I can't remember… but don't worry… I know how to act like Gus.
Watch:

Eh, this is Gus Ratzenhofer here, and I just want to encourage everybody to vote for George Bush… mostly because I think Dick Cheney is so cool!

Oh yeah… I almost forgot… still just me Gus, here, and I also want to tell everyone to wear Cheese and cheer for the Green Bay Packers!

Ps. Feel free to join me in this tribute or protest or what ever the hell I'm doing here…
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