EXONERATED!
US Senate Clears President Trump of All Charges
by Oralloy, a2k Newswire staff writer
Wednesday February 5, 2020
President Trump was exonerated of all wrongdoing today as the US Senate cleared him of all charges. The House Democrats had seen their case founder from the start of the trial as it quickly became clear to all observers that nothing that the President was accused of doing amounted to an abuse of power. Still, House Democrats persisted to the end, repeating their claims of wrongdoing over and over again in the hopes that people would ignore the fact that the behavior in question was not wrong in any way.
As the Democrats' case progressively collapsed, they shifted from a futile effort to prove imaginary wrongdoing to trying to stave off their inevitable defeat by prolonging the process with an endless string of witnesses. But as it was clear to everyone that the Democrats had no coherent case to present, the Senate was having none of it, and they voted to bring the entire sorry debacle to a rapid close.
Today the final vote came, and President Trump was declared to be completely innocent on every charge. "It was all a hoax and a witch hunt!" said one senator as he was leaving the proceeding. "Not guilty!" said another senator with a smile as he walked past reporters, "Now the President can get back to running the nation and getting things done for the people." One observer from the audience, a visitor from Canada, screeched at the reporters "I think what that guy over there thinks!" When asked why an internal American matter should make someone from a different country so visibly upset, he quickly repeated "I think what that guy over there thinks!"
Now that the impeachment debacle is at an end, polls indicate that the voters are eager for Mr. Trump to return to running the country smoothly and efficiently.
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