@oralloy,
Don't try to be funny, it's painful.
This is your ace in the hole isn't? You've certainly trotted it out enough times hoping it will send me into meltdown and do a Baldimo, denying everything and accusing you of hacking my account.
It's not much of an ace though. If you look at the time slots you'll see it was about 7am and I'd just woken up. When I go on a thread I start at the end and scroll back up. I was replying to one of Glitterbag's posts addressed to me and hadn't even read the "joke."
So mea culpa, when I get up first thing I may get the wrong end of the stick. It certainly beats having to slop out.
Far from your ace in the hole being the ace of spades or the ace of swords it's the ace of dildos with faulty wiring which will give you a nasty shock and bits that get detached and lost.
Hopefully this time I've framed things in a way you might understand.