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How do you like to be approached by men?

 
 
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 08:34 am
Okay, here's how I really see it, in my cynical way.

If you are a very good looking guy: Say anything, and be respectful. Easy.

If you are above average looking: Say anything, and be respectful. Your chances are pretty good.

If you are average looking: Say something funny. Be confident, and be original. This might give you a chance.

If you are anything less than average looking: Say something funny. Be respectful. Subtly make it known that you have money. It's the only chance you have.

Nothing more to it.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 08:38 am
cavfancier wrote:
I've always found that bath houses are a good place for me to meet men.


You can get dirtly and clean at the same time !
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 08:38 am
kickycan wrote:
.....

If you are anything less than average looking: Say something funny. Be respectful. Subtly make it known that you have money. It's the only chance you have.

Nothing more to it.


And that yr penis tastes like cheesecake
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 08:40 am
paulaj wrote:
cavfancier wrote:
I've always found that bath houses are a good place for me to meet men.


Shocked Your better at this than me.


Gautam, can I assume that paulaj would want to meet men elsewhere? Laughing
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 08:51 am
kickycan wrote:


If you are anything less than average looking: Say something funny. Be respectful. Subtly make it known that you have money. It's the only chance you have.

Nothing more to it.


NEVER-EVER invoke 'the I have money card' I have had this happen and the only message I derived from that approach is 'I'm a low confident shallow guy and you must be the same, that's why I'm using it with you' instant turn off.

And if the person is possibly famous in some way but the girl might not know it i.e. a professional hockey player, don't throw that on the table. I had this happen. This fellow HAD to let me know he was a "Professional Hockey Player" when he could have easily said something like "I play sports" Instant turn off.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 09:26 am
I like it when a guy walks up to me and says "You're hot. Let's f**k."

Get's me every time.... :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 09:28 am
Of course, what I said won't work always. But for an ugly guy, he has to do it. He has to throw that bait out there, or he has no chance at all.

Unless his penis tastes like cheesecake.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 09:28 am
Kristie wrote:
I like it when a guy walks up to me and says "You're hot. Let's f**k."

Get's me every time.... :wink:


I'll be right over.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 09:35 am
kickycan wrote:
Kristie wrote:
I like it when a guy walks up to me and says "You're hot. Let's f**k."

Get's me every time.... :wink:


I'll be right over.



Laughing naked?

**there is a knock at the door**

can I....**opens door** Shocked well, hello... Very Happy
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 09:43 am
Laughing

Last night I saw this girl as I was walking home, window shopping at a jewelry store, looking at very expensive necklaces that they had on display.

There was a flower shop right next door, and I thought of saying, "Those are a little bit out of my price range. How about some roses instead?"

I didn't say that, but I thought it would have possibly been a good opening line. Was it?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 10:24 am
It's all in the delivery.

But as lines go, that's a nice one.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 01:14 pm
kickycan wrote:
Laughing

Last night I saw this girl as I was walking home, window shopping at a jewelry store, looking at very expensive necklaces that they had on display.

There was a flower shop right next door, and I thought of saying, "Those are a little bit out of my price range. How about some roses instead?"

I didn't say that, but I thought it would have possibly been a good opening line. Was it?


Now that would have been cute.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 01:16 pm
I've always been a fan of "I was thinking of using a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you look far too intelligent to fall for one."
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 01:38 pm
cavfancier wrote:
I've always been a fan of "I was thinking of using a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you look far too intelligent to fall for one."


Cute also. Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 03:51 pm
Nah - graded down for obviousness....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 03:58 pm
dlowan wrote:
Nah - graded down for obviousness....


I absolutely knew you were going to see through that. Can I buy you a drink?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 04:08 pm
I am avoiding alcohol for a bit.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 04:08 pm
And clowns frighten me.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 04:13 pm
I never implied that the drink would be alcoholic. I like a little passion fruit juice and soda, with a touch of grenadine, and a maraschino cherry for garnish, perhaps a squeeze of citrus. Lemon or lime? The choice is yours. The clown suit is removeable, by the way, if it frightens you.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 04:14 pm
<this is all for kicky's benefit>
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