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Premature ejaculation: How quick is too quick?

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 03:46 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo has something for Janet Reno, but aside from that, I have no idea what you're talking about.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 03:55 pm
Paula, that must be a woman thing. In the beginning, it's always either the ass, the face, the legs, or the boobs.

Always.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 04:46 pm
So that's exactly what a girl should not give into so he keeps coming back.

Fourth grade reverse psychology, hmm.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 04:49 pm
Fourth grade? Yeah, that's pretty much my mentality. Smile
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 04:50 pm
What about personality? My goodness it get's a bad rap.

It seems to end up on the bottom of, reasons why I like you food chain, (for men at least).
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 04:50 pm
I didn't mean you.
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Nathor
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 06:28 pm
Prem ejac = 85% anxiety 15% physical stimulation

lower the anxiety.. the longer u can go ifu like..
i reckon the thing about premature ejaculation is that if the man doesn't want to come and does.. there's probably something awry
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husker
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 06:33 pm
I think you need to start a new survey how long can you go until the explosion??
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 14 Sep, 2004 11:30 pm
That is a good question. You go first Husker. What's your personal best time?
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CandyCat
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 07:53 am
Answer: Child of Light query
Child of the Light wrote:
That reminds me of either a Simpsons or Family Guy joke I didn't get.

It showed a marquee in front of a Civic Center. The marquee read:

5PM-Spelling Bee (or whatever the story was, can't remember)

7PM-National Dyslexic Society showing of Fletch


I DON"T GET THAT! Can someone help?


First it's important to clarify one thing....

On the marquee we see that CHEVY CHASE in FELCH[/b] is going be shown by the DISLEXIC SOCIETY (familyguyfiles.com

It's a very simple joke sweety (It's Family Guy, they really don't bother with subtlety) I'll let the dictionary spell it out for me...

dys·lex·i·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ds-lks-) n. A learning disorder marked by impairment of the ability to recognize and comprehend written words.

1 entry found for felch.
Main Entry: felch Function: verb
Definition: usually considered vulgar: sexual stimulation of anus by mouth; anilingus (dictionary.com)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 08:01 am
paulaj wrote:
I'll bet he likes his women like his coffee, black,

bitter, yet hot.


Hey, I like my women like I like my coffee, too!

Ground up, and in the freezer.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 08:03 am
Another question to spin off of this:

How long is TOO long?

I say, once she starts waking up from the anesthesia.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 08:30 am
Re: Answer: Child of Light query
CandyCat wrote:
1 entry found for felch.
Main Entry: felch Function: verb
Definition: usually considered vulgar: sexual stimulation of anus by mouth; anilingus (dictionary.com)
Shocked Laughing now its all very clear to me: archie bunker would refer to their "reverend felcher",
edith would correct him "its fletcher",
and then archie would say "whatever!" in disgust...

welcome to A2k CandyCat!
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CandyCat
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 09:15 am
Thanks Region!

My Goodness! I am a (tiny bit) too young to really remember All in the Family, but I had no idea that it was so Racy!!!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 10:40 am
I guess none of the guys has the balls to tell their personal longest continuous boink.

Maybe the ladies can tell us their longest?

And Slappy, I think it's gone on too long when the first blood blister shows up.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 10:49 am
I'll fess up, probably two days.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 10:51 am
CandyCat wrote:
Thanks Region!

My Goodness! I am a (tiny bit) too young to really remember All in the Family, but I had no idea that it was so Racy!!!


Sitcoms from the '70s were the best, and they tackled real issues. Most are in syndication now. I suggest a steady diet of All in the Family, The Jeffersons, Sanford and Son, Barney Miller, Taxi, and Good Times.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 11:45 am
kickycan wrote:
I guess none of the guys has the balls to tell their personal longest continuous boink.

And Slappy, I think it's gone on too long when the first blood blister shows up.


Yo. Fer real. I once banged dis honey like all nite. My dong was sore the next day. I wuz like the ener-jizza bunny.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 11:49 am
Feltching, or felching is actually a tad more graphic than simple anilingus, but you will have to Google that one.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 15 Sep, 2004 11:51 am
Kicky- wrote I guess none of the guys has the balls to tell their personal longest continuous boink.

Maybe the ladies can tell us their longest?


We can only "boink" as long as the "boinker " is "boinking.

Kicky, have you picked out a strap? I think they are sexxxxyyyyyyy.
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