Interesting. I've heard about the male G spot. I heard a finger inserted in the right place puts us guys into the stratosphere. I've always been a little reticent about having anything inserted up there, but it is interesting.
Yeah, things in the ass aren't too appealing.
Bend over, kicky.
This'll just take a second.
Heh, I think Gus is thinking about a penal entry rather than a digital entry. Heh.
all this bend-over talk's got me thinking about this scene from Fletch (the last funny film chevy did)...
DOCTOR'S EXAMINING ROOM
Fletch, stripped to the waist. is being examined by Dr. Joseph Dolen, a rather imperious physician.
FLETCH
Well, I haven't played in a while because of
these kidney pains.
DR. DOLEN
Right, and how long have you had these
pains, Mr. Barber?
FLETCH
That's Babar.
DR. DOLEN
Two bs?
FLETCH
One. B-a-b-a-r.
DR. DOLEN
That's two.
FLETCH
But not right next to each other. I thought
that's what you meant.
DR. DOLEN
Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about
an elephant named Babar?
FLETCH
I don't know. I don't have any.
DR. DOLEN
No children?
FLETCH
No books. No elephants either. No
really good elephant books.
DR. DOLEN
(eyes Fletch curiously)
Still, it'd an odd name. I don't remember seeing
it on the club registry.
Fletch's eyes drift to Dolen's side table with its unnerving assortment of medical paraphernalia.
DR. DOLEN
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
FLETCH
Oh really, there's no need to --
we don't want to do that....
DR. DOLEN
Just relax....
FLETCH
Honest, I feel fine. You better be married.
Fletch looks alarmed as Dolan pushes him into position. Dolan puts on a plastic glove.
FLETCH
Did I say 'kidneys'? I meant my ear. Maybe I
should see an ear dahhh --
(as Dolan starts to probe from behind)
Ever serve time?
DR. DOLEN
Breathe easy....
FLETCH
Whoa, look out there. You really need the whole fist?
DR. DOLEN
Just relax.
FLETCH
(reacts to a poke)
Gee, Alan's been looking kind of sick lately.
Is he all right?
DR. DOLEN
I can't discuss another patient. You know that.
(rising into frame and washing up)
Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.
FLETCH
I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe
I should get a real complete physical. You give
Alan an annual, don't you?
DR. DOLEN
Yeah, we check you into Mt. Hebron for a few days,
run lots of tests, charge a bundle. You can pull
your pants up now.
FLETCH
I hope they still fit. Do I get to keep the glove?
***
That reminds me of either a Simpsons or Family Guy joke I didn't get.
It showed a marquee in front of a Civic Center. The marquee read:
5PM-Spelling Bee (or whatever the story was, can't remember)
7PM-National Dyslexic Society showing of Fletch
I DON"T GET THAT! Can someone help?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Bend over, kicky.
This'll just take a second.
Aaaaah! <running my ass off>
Justthefax wrote:Do you know the muffin man?
Are you quoting "Shrek?"
Lord Farquaad: "Tell me where the creatures are!"
Gingerbread Man: "All right, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?"
Lord Farquaad: "The muffin man?"
Gingerbread Man: "The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: "Why yes, I know the muffin man. The one who lives on Drury Lane?
Then, the Gingerbread Man's final retort is "Eat me!"
ha ha ha princess....I love that part!
sex is nice....if everyone in the world had an orgasm every morning, I think a lot of wars could be avoided.
Kristie wrote:ha ha ha princess....I love that part!
sex is nice....if everyone in the world had an orgasm every morning, I think a lot of wars could be avoided.
We rarely fight at my den......
Kristie wrote:....if everyone in the world had an orgasm every morning, I think a lot of wars could be avoided.
I like that. I'm thinking of using it as my sig.
I like my orgasms like I like my coffee. Hot, with a lot of cream.
kickycan wrote:I like my orgasms like I like my coffee. Hot, with a lot of cream.
One of the most disturbing things I have ever read in my life.....Nice job Kicky.
I'll bet he likes his women like his coffee, black,
bitter, yet hot.
[paulaj] Hello, kicky, it's nice to meet you.
[kicky] sqqqqqqqqquuuuuuuuuiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt
[paulaj] Oh my, that is premature!
Ted Nugent: Hello, cjhsa, it's nice to meet you.
cjhsa: Sqqqqqqquuuuuuiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrtttttttt
Ted Nugent: Wow, you really ARE a fan!
Dude, that's just wroooooonnnnnnngggggggg.
Girls get premature infatuation.
We don't even know why we are attracted to a particular man half of the time.
Is it like that for men?
