@izzythepush,
I gotta say, this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.
You can’t tolerate any comment about any similarities between Britain and other countries.
British and American newspapers are full of them, but I’m an imperialist to mention them.
You need to see somebody about that. Including Mr. Funk and Mr. Wagnalls—although I’m sure you’d have an imperious lecture for them.